You Know You've Lost The Will To Live When Losing Your Keys Hits You Harder

 

 FAMILY VIEWING:

The Cults, Crimes, Creeps & Curse Of The WB (Buffy, Charmed, Smallville & More)

PRINCE OF DARKNESS - COUNSELOR:

The devil-worshiping 'Ministers of Satan' who now have an 'unprecedented opportunity' to be school chaplains... because of a Republican law 

   

TOO LATE MUSIC REVIEW:

 "Tomato In The Rain" by Kaiser Chiefs: What Talking Heads might've sounded like, if - instead of Afica - Brian Eno had been inspired by Paul McCartney's solo work.

GOODBYE, CHILDREN:

Isaac Hayes’ Son Believes That Chef Didn’t Quit ‘South Park’ — Scientology Forced Him Out

IT'S OVER:

How ‘apocalypse’ became a secular as well as religious idea

ADULTERY PLUS:

Cheating Site Ashley Madison Is Overflowing With Sextortionists

OCEAN MAN:

On Viagra Maker's Plea, Court Bars Use of 'Vigoura' Name By Homeopathy Firm

DEADLY:

Taylor Swift song from new album provides the perfect beat for performing CPR