The Donald Says He Would've Been A Great Match With Pelosi But She's Too Old

OUR MEDICAL CARE IS EXPENSIVE - THEIRS SUCKS:

  Deadly cancer treatment delays now ‘routine’ in NHS, say damning reports

THEY CAN HAVE IT:

  The Christian right is coming for divorce next

ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS - THIS DON'T FIT:

  New York Times bestseller list is 'politically biased' against conservatives, Economist study finds 

   

 MIGHT/MIGHT NOT:

  Aliens Might Be Living Among Us ''Disguised As Humans'', Claims Harvard Study

THEY'LL BE THANKED 100 YEARS FROM NOW:

  Annual Congressional Baseball Game descends into chaos after climate change protestors storm the field in Washington DC - before being tackled to the ground and arrested by cops

THERE'S A LOT OF CONS IN SUPPLEMENTS:

  The dark truth about protein shakes: Doctors reveal the health problems they can cause - and why the hype around them is 'the biggest con in supplements'

THE MOLE PEOPLE:

  These conspiracy theory believers went deep down the rabbit hole — then found a way out

KIWI CHIROS CANCEL CRYING CRITTERS FOR CASH:

  Australian chiropractors are “irresponsible” trying to put their financial interests before babies

YOU'RE SPECIAL ENOUGH TO KILL FOR,...WHATEVER:

  Ancient Genomes Reveal Which Children the Maya Selected for Sacrifice

NOW THAT'S A REAL RANGER:

  Man says Houston park ranger made him strip, demanded sex and money at Cullen Park

THEY'RE CALLING IT THE STAR WARS KILLER:

  Did ‘The Acolyte’ Just Introduce a Coven of Lesbian Witches to the Star Wars Universe?

INAPPROPRIATE AND MOUTHY - WHAT A CATCH:

  Mississippi trooper fired for 'sharing gay romp sex tape' with fellow cops breaks silence to reveal 'dirty little secrets' of the panel of men who fired her - including asking her for nude photos

NO WU 4 U, GOD:

  Judge bars ‘pharma bro’ from streaming Wu-Tang Clan album after suit says he copied it

RIP, PARDNER:

  Mark James dead at 83: Legendary songwriter behind Elvis hits Suspicious Minds and Always On My Mind passes away in Nashville