It's 24 Hours After 'Independence Day' And - Whoops! - You're Financially Trapped

THAT'S WEIRD - KAMALA THINKS SHE'S A BLACK WOMAN, TOO: 

Joe Biden, 81, describes himself as a black woman during radio interview

THIS CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME: 

Disgusting moment Nathan’s contestant projectile barfs all over stage

IT'S WHAT THEY DO: 

Video: The Media and Establishment Are Still Lying About Biden

THE SECRET:

Hero of the Democrats: Marianne Williamson boldly volunteers to replace President Biden

THE SUPREME COURT STRIKES AGAIN:

SHOCKER! Biden's Cross-Dressing Dress Thief Scores Sweetheart Deal

THAT'S WHAT GOT THEM INTO THIS: 

The Conspiracy of Silence to Protect Joe Biden

TIGER BLOOD: 

GOP Heritage Foundation: Democrats must step in line with MAGA — or expect blood

I NEED MY OWN COMPOUND:

Bizarre history of Straitway Truth Ministry after ex-NFLer’s missing son found at ‘compound’ in early morning raid

SERVE ME - FOREVER: 

“I had to wait in line to, I don’t know, buy a f–king coffee or whatever. I was like, ‘This sucks. I want to go back to being famous.'”

HE'LL BE STEVE-O-O:

  Steve-O reveals he’s planning to get breast implants

NOW THAT'S SOUND REASONING:

  Man tortured and starved girlfriend’s children because he ‘didn’t want them to have to poop’

THE WORST OILMAN: 

The Fake Oilman

PRISON'S TOO GOOD FOR HER:

Samantha Ruth Prabhu responds to TheLiverDoc’s call for her to be ‘thrown in prison’ for being a ‘health and science illiterate’: ‘Shall be more careful’

TRANSCENDENT: 

Dalai Lama’s followers pray for his knee surgery recovery outside makeshift ‘temple’ — a ritzy NYC hotel

EAT THE MEAT:

Woman who won $43,000,000 was offered a steak dinner instead of her winnings by casino

THEY DO SEEM TO GO TOGETHER:

So-called alternative medicine (SCAM) is worringly popular with HIV-positive individuals

RIP - AND THANKS - I OWN ALMOST ALL OF YOUR WORK:

  Frank Zappa Bassist Tom Fowler Has Died