Showing posts with label Madonna's "War On Global Sperming". Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madonna's "War On Global Sperming". Show all posts
Friday, March 27, 2009

Minge Nails, Then Drop Kicks Jesus

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Madonna has ditched her toyboy lover Jesus Luz and told fans on Twitter that she's glad to be single again. The 50-year-old singer, who ...
Wednesday, March 18, 2009

You Ain’t Seen Nothing Like The Mighty Minge

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Minge met with her some-times side kick, Buttmunch Goop, in an attempt to recruit help with her “War on Global Sperming”. Sources say the t...
Friday, March 13, 2009

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun

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A baby boy has been born with two penises in Russia The child, named only as Artyom G, was born two weeks ago after a normal pregnancy in wh...
Sunday, March 8, 2009

Minge Offers 2009 Commemorative Urinal

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To commemorate her environmental “War On Global Sperming”, Minge has commissioned production of her self-designed Sperm Urinal, it was discl...
Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Minge Asks For Federal Grants And Bailout Money

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Exhausted from her “War on Global Sperming” tour, Minge has asked the Obama administration for $380 million dollars in grants and bailout mo...
Sunday, February 22, 2009

Hey, Who Counted The Ice?

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From the National Snow and Ice Data Center : "As some of our readers have already noticed, there was a significant problem with the d...
Friday, February 13, 2009

“It’s Not Fair, I Give And Give And Give”

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According to Daily News : "Now that Alex Rodriguez has slithered back to his ex-wife , the Yankee slugger's reported paramour Madon...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Oh - Wow - Did You Say Global ‘Warming’?

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In Madonna rumors, feeling a little spurned by not being included in the "I Pledge” jerk-fest, Minge decided to act on her own by embra...