Thursday, November 30, 2023

Nothing But Bad News


 Crematorium worker finds 90-year-old woman alive after being pronounced dead 


 Charlie Munger ate peanut brittle, drank Diet Coke, and refused to exercise — and still lived to 99. 


 Anderson Cooper is learning to grieve 


 Inside warped yoga cult busted in France 


 'Orgasmic meditation cult' OneTaste SUES Netflix for documentary claiming former employee rape claims are false

Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Same As It Ever Was (Including Falling For It)

Hipsters Were Always Hypocrites - And Conventional. Ask Frank Zappa. In his 1973 song, Camarillo Brillo, he perfectly described resisting a NewAge woman's charms - who sounds just like Amy Carlson, the Love Has Won cult leader - over two years before she was even born:
"She said she was a Magic Mama/And she could throw a mean Tarot. And carried on without a comma/That she was someone I should know. She had a snake for a pet/And an amulet. And she was breeding a dwarf/But she wasn't done yet. She had gray-green skin/A doll with a pin. I told her she was alright/But I couldn't come in,..."

Sunday, November 26, 2023

The (Deplorable) Explainers


 Americans Under 30 Don’t Trust Religion — or Anything Else 


 The Fighting in Israel Moves to the West Bank 


 "American Israelis already left. They leave everyday. Palestinian Americans cannot leave." 


 King Charles secretly profits off assets of dead Brits 


 ‘Satanic worship tree’ disturbs Christmas festival goers 


 Weatherman reveals footage of him performing sex acts was leaked to his MOM, boyfriend and boss 


 “I’m grateful to see people defending my mom but can you PLEASE stop using the clip with her honkers out.” 


 Tourist blasts San Francisco's Tenderloin as 'most depressing place I've ever seen'

Friday, November 24, 2023

Hamas Has A Day In The Sun





American Guts

PETA roasted after tweeting a picture of turkeys sitting around human meat for Thanksgiving 


 The Artist Making Wellness Culture Look a Little Sick 


 Voters See American Dream Slipping Out of Reach 


 Trump called Iowa evangelicals ‘so-called Christians’ and ‘pieces of shit’ 


 Soldiers punished by Biden for refusing jab now sue for billions 



 Happy Thanksgiving from TMR.

Sick And Twisted


 In the first three minutes of [Matt Rife's] stand-up, the Wild ‘N Out star “tested the waters” with a domestic violence joke. The comic narrated a story about being served by a waitress in Baltimore who had a black eye. He jokes about how it was “obvious” what had happened to her. The star also expressed his surprise at the company choosing the woman to be their face despite her battered appearance. 

 He says that his friend expressed how the company should have the lady work in the kitchen where she would not have to face people. Matt then recalls how he told his friend “Yeah, but I feel like if she could cook, she wouldn’t have that black eye.” 

 He backs up his joke saying he’s “Just testing the waters. Seeing if y’all can be fun or not.” “I figure we start the show with domestic violence, the rest of the show should be pretty smooth sailing.” He then segways into talking about women believing in crystals having spiritual energy. 


 Cult leader arrested for trying to control followers with homemade mercury-laced elixirs
Jackie Kennedy Allegedly Had an Affair With a Man Linked to JFK’s Funeral Planning

Thursday, November 23, 2023

Your Personal Portal (To Hell)

Dissent Over Zionism Is Splitting the ADL From Within 


 Aaron Rodgers can't stop being a total idiot 


 Sam Altman: Religious Cult Leader or CEO? 


 Kyle Rittenhouse Has Lost All His Money 


 There is a scientific fraud epidemic — and we are ignoring the cure: Rooting out manipulation should not depend on dedicated amateurs who take personal legal risks for the greater good

Sunday, November 19, 2023

There's "Killing" And Then There's Killing


 Mormon leaders accused of 'covering up' a decades-long 'epidemic' of sexual abuse and INCEST 

 REMINDER: Utah piano group The 5 Browns talk about their father’s sexual abuse 


 20-year-old arrested for lying about being victim of anti-Palestinian hate crime 


 A U.N. team enters Gaza's Al-Shifa Hospital and finds a "death zone" 


 Congresswoman with brain disorder skipping therapy to serve in House 


 Blue-eyed 'AI Jesus' threatens damnation if viewers ignore his TikTok commandments 


 The Macrons are an exception. My teacher’s seduction scarred me 


 Tampa woman recalls saving her kids from cult leader Jim Jones

Dr. Hammam Alloh (1987 – November 12, 2023)


 "We are not animals."

Saturday, November 18, 2023

High Cholesterol


 Mom who 'hanged son, 8, and daughter, 4, with dog leash after having sex with pit bull


 Paper on homeopathy for ADHD retracted for ‘deficiencies’ 


 African and Caribbean nations agree move to seek reparations for slavery 


 Which Presidents Have Seen UFOs? Yep, It’s More Than One.

Friday, November 17, 2023

How Could I Be Such A Fool?

2019: "Wellness jumps to a $4.5 trillion global market."
2023: "Wellness Market Reaches Record $5.6 Trillion."
Edzard Ernst MD, PhD, MAE, FMedSci, FRSB, FRCP, FRCPEd: 

"Wellness is a fashionable paradise for charlatans in which they are protected from scientific scrutiny and feel at liberty to bullshit to their hearts’ content."
News Flash: "Deepak Chopra is getting into the $814 billion wellness tourism business." 

 And, of course, Lil Wayne's real name is "Clarence."