Shut Up: All That Matters Is What's On The Inside (But, In Your Case, That's Pretty Gross As Well)

"Here I stand, 40lb heavier than I was in 2006 (Yes, you're adding correctly; that means the dreaded 2-0-0.lbs). I'm mad at myself. I'm embarrassed. I can't believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I'm still talking about my weight."

-- Oprah Winfrey, who (apparently) doesn't have anyone around her who can say she's too fucking self-involved - which, in itself, is an ugly statement about the level of freedom and honesty her followers workers enjoy - in The Daily Mail.