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"The noises that the tenants thought they had heard coming from the cellar beneath them had been real: the thumping, the moaning, the strange clanking noises emanating from deep underground.

But nobody thought to investigate."

-- Stefanie Marsh and Bojan Pancevski, commenting on the case of Elisabeth Fritzl - who was held as a sexual hostage by her father, Josef, for 24 years - and making our love for those referred to as "our fellow man" just sour, in The Daily Mail.