Nothing's Ever Cool Anymore (Thanks To The Hippies)

"Crazy lady, living in a bag, eating out of garbage pails, used to be a fag hag,..."

- Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five, "The Message", a classic Rap song that made hanging out with gay guys not sound that cool,... 

 

"Jury finds pastor Malcolm Fraser guilty of sex crimes against a child"

- The Enumclaw Courier Herald, making hanging out with religious folks not sound that cool,...

   

"Old Economy Steve: The Official Meme for Embittered Millennials"

- The Atlantic Magazine, making hanging out with Baby Boomers (who left all this evil foolishness for the rest of us to clean up) not sound that cool,...