Planned Parenthood's Into Big Pimpin' For Real!

Roanoke – Birth control and STD testing for underage prostitutes is no problem for a pimp.

Planned Parenthood staffer: “From the age of 12 up, for birth control, you can just come in and do that. You don’t have to have a parent, OK?”

Planned Parenthood staffer discussing STD testing: “And the thing is, see this is the thing a lot of people don’t know that. Right, through the Health Department. And so, they’ll uh, they’ll track it. And they’re discreet. They’re confidential. They, you know, don’t tell people what’s going on, because – frankly – it’s nobody’s business.”



Charlottesville – Birth control and testing for STDs and pregnancy for underage girls with no questions asked - for a pimp.

Planned Parenthood staffer: “Anybody here can help you. Everything here is confidential. We can’t give any information out.”



Falls Church – Abortions for underage girls from other countries only require a photo ID - and a pimp.

Planned Parenthood staffer: “We don’t necessarily look at the legal status, like I said. Abortion appointments do require photo ID. It’s nothing as far as records. It’s just photo ID that’s ever going to be required.”

Damn, all those rappers were right:

It's good to be a pimp!

Or maybe not,...