The Simple-Minded Keep Appealing To The Simple-Minded (To Keep Life Simple)

Forgetting our prisons are full of black people that Joe Biden threw in jail, because they bought crack instead of powdered cocaine, makes voting for who put them there "simple"? Face it:

All of Biden's supporters are dealing with years of mental decline today.

Pass Around TMR Like You Pass Gas: Silently - In Secret - Denying You'd Do It

HONESTY - TO DEMOCRATS - IS BETRAYAL:

  Did a Little Early Morning Front Page Post-Debate 'Lying Liars Who Lie' Survey

DEMOCRATS KNEW - NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS - AND THAT'S GOT THEM UPSET:

  Media’s Lies About Biden’s ‘Mental Fitness’ Finally Caught Up To Them

DEMOCRATS DON'T LEARN FROM WINNING, EITHER:

  What Left-Wing Democrats Haven’t Learned From Defeat

IF JOE'S OUT OF IT THEN - WHO'S RUNNING THE COUNTRY?

  The Democrats are panicking: Biden could bring the whole party down

EVERYBODY GETS CREDIT FOR CALLING THE LEFT 'STUPID' BUT ME:

  Tucker Embarrasses Reporter, Leaves Her Humiliated As Audience Howls

RELIGION RULES - BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T: 

New Jersey mother says she drowned her children in a bathtub for ‘religious purposes’

AND YOU LEARNED NOTHING:

  I wanted to understand how a radical evangelical church fused faith and a commitment to social justice. Instead, I watched it unravel.

SCIENTOLO-GEE, YOU'RE A BAD FATHER:

  After Tom Cruise once denied ‘abandoning’ Suri, she seems to get the last word

ALL GROWN-UP - WILLING TO FUCK ANYTHING - AND MAKE OTHERS PAY:

  The Awful Ferocity of Midlife Desire

HEY, BABY, I'M RICH - AND SO IS MY GURU:

Behind Davos, Claims of a Toxic Workplace

THEY NEVER LOVED YOU:

Panicked AI users revolt against Silicon Valley as tech giants like Apple and Amazon back down over policy changes

THE AMERICAN LEFT THINKS IT'S CLEVER BUT,...:

  Western civilisation is being destroyed by its own decadence

  

AFTER CONSTANTLY SAYING THAT STAYING IN THE HOUSE IS A KILLER:

  Lie down, sit still, take a break: Your brain needs a rest

ADMIRING EVIL WOMEN SEEMS TO BE WAAAY UP THERE:

  10 Most Disturbing CULT Rituals

WATCH PINK FLOYD'S 'THE WALL' FOR OTHER COMPLICATIONS:

  Why manscaping could give you gangrene: The expert advice men who want to remove all their body hair should read... 

    

 YOGA MUST BE VERY GOOD:

 "Yoga's good! Yoga's good! Yoga's good!" - Harry Sisson, Democrat TikTok influencer, defending Joe Biden's lack of mental acuity by suggesting others use the party's favorite cult activity to relax and get over it.

BIFF! BAM! POW!

  UFC star-turned-OnlyFans model Paige VanZant DESTROYS her first Power Slap opponent after making shock career change

'THE CRACK EMCEE IS SAD BECAUSE HE'S TRUE' - THE L.A.WEEKLY, 1995:

  Diplo Accused of Sending Revenge Porn in New Lawsuit Against the DJ

A BOWL OF STEW FOR THE SEX:

  Chicken Soup For The Soul Entertainment Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection

NEWSOM OWNS RESTAURANTS:

  Gov. Newsom signs law allowing restaurants and bars to charge service fees with prior disclosure

LET ME GUESS - SHE'S A WITCH:

  TV tonight: a powerful end to Suranne Jones’s witchcraft investigation

GO FOR IT:

  Individualized Homeopathic Medicines in the Treatment of Post-COVID-19 Fatigue

THIS EXPLAINS HIS ACTIONS AND THE LEFT'S AFFECTION FOR HIM:

  Inside Julian Assange’s wild, weird childhood tied to ‘blonde hair’ cult The Family

HAWK TUAH - SPIT ON THAT THANG:

  Soldier served in the military for over a decade with a huge secret that she kept 'very' hidden from her battalion... but, as landmark bill passes, she 

reveals how she finally dropped the bombshell revelation 

    

 ARE WE? OR IS IT JUST YOU?

  ‘We Are Confusing Conservatism With Anger and Hate’

WE COULD USE A LOT LESS 'PASSION,' THANKS:

  Special ed teacher, 43, who stands accused of sexually assaulting student described herself as a 'PASSIONATE' educator on her LinkedIn 

    

 THE PREVIOUS 44 TIMES MUST'VE SUCKED:

  I took ayahuasca 45 times and discovered my past lives as a witch and a prophet

HALF-PAYCHECK:

  Whole Foods is cutting prices and ditching its ‘Whole Paycheck’ aura to appeal to inflation-weary

PROBLEM - LIBERALS ACT LIKE EXTREME RIGHT-WING CONSERVATIVES WHEN ANGRY:

  Tiny picturesque town breaks out in wild civil war as NIMBY battle escalates into 'terrorism' with women sprayed with weed killer, drivers 'trying to mow down pedestrians' and even the BOMB squad being called in

 

 LIVING OPRAH'S BEST LIFE:

  Four die after drinking from bottles found in sea

It Took Thirteen Minutes Of Looking At Biden To Crack Four Years Of Propaganda

THE MEDIA'S STILL ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:

  Biden and Trump clashed over golf at debate – but who really is the best golfer?

KING CHARLES MUST BE SO PLEASED:

  Pseudoscience in the Cancer Services of the English National Health Service ["Documents included claims about chakras, meridians, and invisible energy,...Ten trusts required that informed consent be obtained from patients. Yet, informed consent could not have been obtained because information given was misleading."]

THE POOR JUST GOT EXPLOITED:

  Diversity Was Supposed to Make Us Rich. Not So Much.

OBVIOUSLY NOT A REAL NURSE YET:

  Nursing assistant accused of hurling her newborn baby out of second-story window to his death

BRIDEZILLA IS A REAL THING:

  North Korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang

PRIVATELY IS BETTER:

  Kim's North Korea Is Executing More Young People in Public

IT'S SHOCKING HE COULDN'T DO THIS YEARS AGO:

  Zelensky Says Preparing 'Plan' To End War With Russia

WHO ASKED FOR THIS?

  The Jewish Museum Berlin presents: a journey to Jewish sex

THEY HAVE A HABIT OF DOING THAT:

  State health department finds alternative medicine provider falsified vaccine records

THEY'RE NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE NEW 'STAR WARS' SHOW, EITHER:

  Critics Claim Sprayology Homeopathic Remedies are Ineffective

BOOM! POW! BIFF! SLAM!

LA's beloved Pink's Hot Dogs roasted by savage food critic ["If you think a sad hot dog topped with sauerkraut and named after Rosie O'Donnell is the real Los Angeles, we worry for you."]

THAT NOT REAL BIRD: 

Florida Man Arrested for Shooting Walmart Delivery Drone

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BITE THE BIG APPLE - DON'T MIND THE MAGGOTS:

  Why More Older New Yorkers Are Ending Up in Homeless Shelters

FUCK YOU AND THE CROSS YOU DRAG AFTER YOU:   

 Archbishop Viganò defies Vatican summons, denounces Pope Francis

IT'S A PUBLIC SHRINE - NOT YOUR MAT TO FART ON:

SGPC lodges police complaint against fashion designer for performing yoga at Golden Temple

ANSWERING QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKED:

Can a marriage survive a gender transition? Yes, and even thrive. How these couples make it work 

   

 I'VE BEEN TOLD THIS - 'TRYING' BEING THE ONLY PART THAT'S FASCINATING:

  Mark Zuckerberg warns AI companies are ‘trying to create God’

IT'S CALLED 'ACTING' IN HOLLYWOOD:

Canadian woman gets three years’ jail in first ever sentencing for a ‘Pretendian’

WELLS FARGO DOESN'T HAVE THE BEST REP EITHER Y'KNOW: 

A Wells Fargo analyst ordered the same Chipotle burrito bowl 75 times and found the portion problem is real

AFTER DECIDING HER CONCERN FOR HER WEIGHT IS THE WORLD'S PROBLEM OPRAH 'CONDEMNS' US LIKE SHE'S BECOME THE ARCHBISHOP OF FATTERBODY : 

‘I’m Done with It’: Oprah Winfrey Condemns Keenen Ivory Wayans, Other Comedians for ‘Hurtful’ Skits About Her Weight Over the Years 

    

BIG PIMPIN' - ONLY BANGING WOMEN FOR MONEY:

   Adult fim star Austin Wolf is arrested over horrific child pornography video charges 

      

CIRCUIT-BREAKER:

   Depressed slave robot' hurls itself down stairs in shock bid to 'end' its life

SO IT'S SERVED SOME DECENT PURPOSE AFTER ALL:

  Five Works of SF Inspired by Pseudoscience

YOU KNOW THEY WAS UP TO SOMETHING:

  Massive ancient ‘City of the Dead’ with 1,400 mummies in hidden tombs from 2,500 years ago uncovered in Egypt 

   

NOT THE SMARTEST:

  The most religious, and religiously diverse, places in America

THE MONSTER'S IN THE BACK SEAT: 

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