Conservatives: Fuck The Bullshit - ATTACK!!!

After watching a few different news programs, including Olbermann and Matthews, I'm under the impression average Americans can see what was happening: it was a normal woman vs. a seasoned veteran of the United States Senate. If that's the framework people are judging by, Sarah Palin didn't do badly. She was in the game. (I even found myself cheering her on from time-to-time.) She never gave up. We shouldn't either.

I admit, I was judging the debate as a news junkie, and (lies and diversions aside) Biden's polish seemed overwhelming. But Sarah Palin is Main Street America - she, and John McCain, are essentially "good" - maybe better than the rest of us. That's what they're running on and, honestly, that's what America wants. That's what America needs. That's what I want. That's what America deserves: Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go To Washington.

So maybe I was wrong. Maybe this thing is still on and it's back to a two man race - McCain and Obama - and if that's so, then John McCain needs to up his game: go on the attack; forget about "honor" for a while, and now get into the fight: attack Obama, head-on, with Ayers, Wright, Rezko, and everything else conservatives want to see. Get in the mud, like a negative image of liberalism - think Michael Moore and Oliver Stone. It's time to start playing to win. It's all on the line now. Fuck the bullshit: let's make sure Gwen Ifill has a bad book release!

The McCain campaign - and this nation's conservatives - should get down and dirty and mean. Get as dirty as the libs have been. Run the table like only Republicans know how to do. I mean, despite cries for a fair campaign, the other side (with the aid of the media) hasn't cared about political ethics - and there can only be one winner, right? So we play "hardball" now. Play American politics the way it's usually played: that means no more Mr. Nice Guy, acting like there's rules and correct behavior. The other side don't care: we don't have to either. Not in defense of our country.

McCain IS a nice guy - as we all are: we're the good guys! - but fuck losing: that shit ain't an option! We know we're outnumbered - the media's made that clear. They've been starting a fucking cult around this Obama joker! Ever seen "Night of the Living Dead"? Well we treat 'em like the zombies they so desperately want to be!

From here on out, we start kicking ass, and we don't stop - not even after they start screaming "Uncle"! Step on their fucking necks. Blow out what little brains they have. They don't care so we don't care. It's time to start eatting their fucking blood!*

I'm ready! Let's fucking go! We're bringing home some scalps now! Bringing the heat! This is America! Let's get on the stick!

It's time conservatives start making the memories of our Mommas and Daddys proud!

*These are all metaphors, people, don't be doing anything stupid,...