As Of Now I'm 100% Completely Off-The-Hook

Imagine you're a Nazi.

No - imagine you're part of a Nazi couple.

Then you discover, actually, you're both Jewish.

That's gotta suck, huh?

Well, maybe not so much; I mean, you were Nazis:

"I'm not saying that I don't have regrets but it's not something that I walk around and lash myself over... I feel sorry for those that I beat up but I don't hold a grudge against myself."

See how easy that was?

That guy will never use that arm again. But me? I'm fine.

That attitude, that ruthlessness - and a fetish for clothes - are apparently all it takes,....

...to navigate the NewAge (of course).

Say it with me:

"I'm not saying that I don't have regrets but it's not something that I walk around and lash myself over... I feel sorry for those that I beat up but I don't hold a grudge against myself."

Ain't that fucking cool?

Today, almost anybody can explain away almost anything, using that one line.

All they've got to do is believe it. If they believe it, they can sell it.

And they'd better believe it.

Because - honestly - that's probably the biggest bunch of bullshit I've heard used in a long, long time.