NewAge Poop by The Crack Emcee

 

[Chorus] You get your news from Chris Cuomo on CNN, when he’s married to a woman, selling quackery out the back door.

It doesn’t surprise me, when it comes to his brother and what he’s doing, y’all don’t know. 

San Francisco’s got more cults than anywhere else in the world, but somehow, the media thinks it’s Trump Tower. 

I think we made a big mistake by letting the media and Democrats, somehow, get this kind of power. 

Jim Carrey, Robert De Niro, Jenny McCarthy - ugh - the Anti-Vaccine Movement. 

 Now that QAnon’s got it don’t nobody out there seem capable of connecting them to it. 

I never knew why Obama campaigned with Oprah or why the media never said anything. 

They easily could’ve pointed out, that it’s because of her, that a whole lot of the country became anti-vaccine. 

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People that won’t prosecute Bill Clinton for four rapes are gonna teach us about compassion. 

When Gaddafi got knife up his butt, for cooperating with us, Hillary started laughing. 

 Kamala Harris started laughing, over her busting people for smoking pot, while she was smoking pot.

She was a Prosecutor going with Montel Williams when he was on TV, doing his talking-to-the-dead scam, a lot. 

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Gwyneth Paltrow go on Jimmy Kimmel, and say she don’t know what she’s selling, and don’t nobody call her a fraud. 

Oprah Winfrey’s been misleading people for, at least, 30 years and they think she’s one Hell of a broad. 

It’s been Scientifically proven, that Deepak Chopra makes people stupid, but Oprah takes him on tour. 

Of course, without Oprah, we wouldn’t have Dr. Oz, that man on TV, with his magical cures. 

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