"Guilty As Sin" Has Always Had Such A Nice Ring To It (And, Somehow, A Man Of God's Always Wearing It,...)

Politicians and preachers, politicians and preachers, what would we do without politicians and preachers? I'd certainly like to find out:

Todd Coontz, the founder of RockWealth International Ministries, a nonprofit organization, is coming under fire for telling viewers that if they act obediently toward God and send him a minimum of $273 for a "recovery seed" donation, God will reward them with a "supernatural change in 90 days." 

Coontz told viewers: "Several months ago, God gave me the single greatest miracle of my lifetime in one day, and the numbers two, seven and three were involved."

Incredible - two, seven and three just happen to be the numbers to my PayPal account: 

 Oh well, you heard the man,...