There Muth Be Thome People, Out There, That Hath Grown Quite Dumb, Becauth - Oh - Look At How Blacketh Thou Ath Hath Become!!!

"'O people of Chicago, why do you shun me so?' he lamented.

'I have a bachelor’s degree and I am here to organize you.'

And then Obamacles heard from behind a voice of such fury and anger 
that he was frozen in fear for the very first time.

It was the Jeremiad, the fire-breathing Monster of the Pulpit, who roared:

'You stupid ass foo, it because you white!'"

-- Iowahawk, in his hilarious take on Barack and Homer, called "The Idiossey" (read the whole thing) in Big Hollywood.