Hey: Don't Make Dope Bad Because Of Bad Dopes

“Clearly there’s a lesson to be learned here. The lesson is that it’s not a good idea to drink, it’s not a good idea to be high on dope, and it’s not a good idea to taunt a man-eating tiger.”

- Sam Singer, getting a little crazy (but doing a fine job) as spokesman for the San Francisco Zoo during it's recent troubles.

The San Francisco Zoo: It's Just Like The City

"Three former leaders of zoos from around the world said today that their recent visits to the San Francisco Zoo uncovered several problems, including severely outdated exhibits and animals that behave unnaturally."

- From today's San Francisco Chronicle

Sounds like a problem for the mayor - no, wait a minute,...