Thursday, May 16, 2024

NewAge Beliefs Are The World's Stupidest Artificial Intelligence Programs Ever

OUR PRINCESS DIANA OF CURRENT EVENTS:

JEALOUS OR PISSED-THE-FUCK-OFF?

SHE'S THE FIRST VICE PRESIDENT OF FOOD POISONING: 

WARNINGS ARE WASTED ON THE WOBBLY:

NO, THE EVANGELIZING OF UNPROVEN BELIEFS AND UNSEEN POWERS HASN'T EVER LED TO ARGUMENTS OR PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND: 

Y'ALL ARE NOT THE GREAT COMPANIONS YOU IMAGINE YOURSELVES TO BE:

"PART OF GOD'S PLAN": 

FIRST GAZA NOW THIS:

THIS IS HOW PAUL MCCARTNEY BOUGHT BACK HIS BEATLE CATALOGUE:

THEY RUB-A-DUB DUBBED TOO MUCH:

AS DRAKE AND KENDRICK FIGHT OVER WHO'S THE BLACKEST MAN IN CANADA:

THIS IS LIKE WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS A SPOUSE IS CHEATING BUT STAYS QUIET BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE:

IS THERE A TEA YOU CAN DRINK OR IS IT AN I.V. KIND OF THING?

SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE'S A WOMAN TO BLAME:

2024 Is The Height Of Human Existence (But The Lowest For Animals Overall)

 

 BRILLIANT: 

 "What's your name?" "Oprah."
HUMANS DON'T COUNT ONCE THEY'RE IN A CULT: 

COULD THIS MARRIAGE BE SAVED? 


    

 THIS TURNS GHOST PEPPERS INTO MAYO: 

NOT JUST KNEE DEEP - HE WAS TOTALLY DEEP - WHEN HE DID THE FREAK WITH ME: 

JUST LIKE STARTING OVER: 


   

 WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING TEMPLE - WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL: 

BUT DID HE GET A TEXT BACK? 

CHRISY TEIGAN IS TEACHING NOW? 

SPIRITUALITY BRINGS SO MUCH JOY INTO THE WORLD: 

TMR JUST CALLS CATHOLIC CHURCHES "DAY CARE" NOW: 

DAD, ARE YOU REALLY "THE G.O.A.T." IF YOU ABANDONED A WOMAN AFTER YOU GOT HER PREGNANT WITH ONE OF OUR SIBLINGS YOU'VE NEVER MENTIONED BEFORE BUT - APPARENTLY - THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS ABOUT? 

DON'T YOU DARE


   

 MEN PUT WOMEN ON TABLES AND MAKE THEM DANCE, RIGHT? 


 

CHELSEA KEEPS WONDERING ALOUD WHY THE PUBLIC FINDS HER REPULSIVE: 


   

 IT DOESN'T PROTECT AGAINST STUPIDITY: 

Wednesday, May 15, 2024

If Depression Is Life Without Illusions Then Happiness Is When You Fool Yourself

HE (AND TMR) THINKS HE KNOWS WHERE HE'S GOING:

NO SURPRISE HERE FOR ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION: 


    

BET - HE DOESN'T PLAY "WAR PIG": 

CHILDHOOD SHOWERS WITH DAD CAUSED ADULTHOOD SEXUAL OBSESSIONS: 

SAYING HE BELIEVED NEW YORK RUNS ON 'CRYSTAL ENERGY' WAS SO REVEALING: 


      

STOP HER BEFORE SHE KILLS AGAIN::

TELLING JOE ROGAN UFOS ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS WILL DO THAT: 

ALL AARON RODGERS CAN GIVE IS A "BIZARRE INTERVIEW":


    

 HERE'S A FIRST:

Bill Maher saying "Don't be tribal" is the closest thing to a rant against cultism, we've seen, yet. 

    

MEANWHILE TMR STILL CAN'T NAME EVEN ONE OF HER SONGS:

RELIGIOUS - BOMBING GAZA SO "THE BIG GUY" CAN RETURN:

NO ONE EVER CRACKS DOWN ON ALL:


    

PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH THEIR LOOKS AGAIN - JUST LIKE NAZIS:  

JOHN AND YOKO LIED AND SAID MEN MADE WOMEN ACT THIS WAY - AND THEN WOMEN LIED AND LET THEM: 

SOMEBODY'S HAVING A BAD BOOK RELEASE: 

ANOTHER PSYCHIC KNOWS YOUR DESTINY:

THE RICH AREN'T LIKE YOU AND I: 

AMERICA'S STILL NUMBER ONE - IN SOMETHING: 


    

THE DEMOCRAT PARTY'S MEDIA IS LOSING THE NARRATIVE:  

THE REAL "WONDER WOMAN" GETS NO RESPECT: 


   

MEN - ALWAYS HIDE YOUR NUTS:

THE WHALES ARE CATCHING ON - AND CATCHING US FOR A CHANGE:

OR MAYBE NOT SO WEIRD OR FANTASTIC:


   

THE STORY OF A HANDSY PANSY:

THEY THINK OF "ENERGY" LIKE NY'S MAYOR DOES:

HINT - CUTTING UP CHICKEN FOR DINNER:

NEWAGE HAS NO PEER REVIEW:

BUT STILL AHEAD OF THE CURVE:

THEY GOT ENOUGH RUINS:

GIVE IT TO THEM - FOR FREE:


    

BREAK IT DOWN:

THERE'S MORE - KEEP LOOKING:

STICK TO TONSILS:

HIS BEST WAS HELPING STEVE JOBS WITH HIS HOMEOPATHY CANCER CURE:

AS ONE DOES:

SHE SHOWED GOOD BEHAVIOR - NOW:

IT'S THE GOD OF 'PUT SOME EXTRA CHEESE ON THAT':