Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts

Monday, May 20, 2024

The Volkswagen Beetle Was Originally Designed To Carry A Sub-Machine Gun

 

 AN ALL TOO-FAMILIAR FEELING:

COULD/COULD NOT: 

STILL FEELING THAT CRYSTAL ENERGY: 

I DID NAZI THAT COMING:

SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE:

DIE GRAVITY DIE:

TOO HIGH:

BUT THE FANS SAID,...:


       

SAID LIKE IF HE WASN'T MAGA THIS WOULD BE OK: 

I CAN SEE THE ATTRACTION:

MARRIAGE IS HARD:

GOD GETS PEOPLE INTO WEIRD SHIT:

EVERYONE GRIEVES DIFFERENTLY:

LOVE BOMBING:

RED BEANS AND RICE:

CRUISE SHIPS WERE DEPRESSING ALREADY:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID THE INTERNET WOULD MAKE US SMARTER?


    

 IT'S HILARIOUS YOU'RE BAFFLED:

THEY DON'T WORK AND "MORE RESEARCH" JUST KEEPS THE CULT ALIVE: 

Friday, May 17, 2024

A Day In The Life Of A Dream A Kid Had While Waiting To Be Unfairly Punished

 

 FROM 2001'S GENESIS ALBUM: 

"Calling me 'atheist' because I don't believe in you, God"
THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE: 

OK, NOW IT DOES: 

RICH PEOPLE: 

CAN'T PUT MUCH FAITH IN "LUCK" - OR ANYTHING ELSE:

YOU CAN'T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT WHO'S BEEN MAKING OUR CULTURE:

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS - AFTER A LIFETIME OF BEING TOLD TO DO NOTHING ELSE: 

THERE ARE RULES - AND THEY'RE MADE AT THE VATICAN: 

THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF CULTS - EVER NOTICED THAT?

IN OTHER WORDS - NORMAL: 

FUCK THE JEDI AND THE SPEEDSTERS THEY RODE IN ON: 

NOT-SO-SECRET SECRETS: 

JUST TO GET A REP: 


   

 YOU LOOK STUPID-AS-FUCK SUCKING ON THOSE THINGS: 

SHE'S ALWAYS GIVING OFF MURDEROUS VIBES: 

ACTING LIKE HE'S ONE OF THE COOL KIDS: 

IT'S A YOGA CULT - NOBODY MENTIONS THE YOGA CULT BEFORE THE KILLING STARTED:

IT WAS EASIER THAN FLIPPING HIS HOUSE OVER: 

THE SCHOOL AND THE KIDS GOT AN EDUCATION ON WHAT A BAD TRIP IS: 

WHY ISN'T HE 'VILLAINIZING' CRYSTALS? 


   

 HE THINKS THE WOMEN OF 'THE VIEW' SHOULD BE AT HOME: 

IF RELIGION'S IN SCHOOL THEN SATAN'S ALREADY IN THERE: 

COME ON - PREPOSTEROUS - WHO'S EVER HEARD OF FRENCH CULT MEMBERS? 

GETTING "MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASS": 

WELLNESS - WHEN THE BITCH NEXT DOOR BECOMES A SELF-PROCLAIMED "EXPERT": 

REMEMBER ORGANIC WINE? 

GOVERNMENT: 

TO THE MOON, ALICE:

EVIDENCE - "I THOUGHT" IS A DANGEROUS THING TO SAY IN THE NEWAGE: 

DON'T TELL OPRAH OR KELLY CLARKSON ABOUT THESE GUYS AFTER OZEMPIC: 

HE'S GOT THE BIGGER YOU-KNOW-WHAT: 


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 IT'S NOT SUICH A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL: 

CLASSY: 

WHILE BIGFOOT'S STILL GOING STRONG: 


 

 FINAL THOUGHT - NOT JUST FOR TODAY BUT FOREVER: 

FUCK THE APPLE - EVE HAVING TWO SONS IS HOW GOD REVEALED HIS WEIRD SIDE.