Raising A Smile Today Is As Easy As Acknowledging 'We Don't Have Long Left'

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED TO AN EMPATH:

  How Gavin Newsom made California's paradise into purgatory 

   

 NO SOAP OR WATER NEEDED:

  2 Psychologist-Approved Docu-Series Depicting How Cults Brainwash 

   

 AGAIN WITH THE ALIENS - ALWAYS WITH THE ALIENS:

  ‘Profundity Yours’ is a new cult in Texas, according to TikTok, and the fake language they speak is just the beginning

HE WAS ALREADY READY FOR HIS CLOSE-UP:

  ‘Devil on Campus’ portrays ‘sociopath’ sex cult leader

MAKE THE POPE SAY 'FAGS' AGAIN:

  Pope Francis has lost control of his liberal revolution

OOOH BABY I LIKE IT RAW:

  How milk became the new culture war dividing America

PRINCE - YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY PRINCE:

  Ariana Grande Once Told a Young Fan Her Dream Dinner Date Would Be with Jeffrey Dahmer: 'I Have Questions'

'OUR' BETTER INCLUDE 'MINE' BECAUSE THEY'VE GONE TO SHIT:

  Gen Z's widening gender divide has turned political. It's ruining our relationships.

I'M WAAAY AHEAD OF YOU BUT GO AHEAD:

  21 Incredibly Dark Cults That Will Make You Question Humanity

CULTS ARE WHERE YOU LEARN THE LIMITS OF FAMILY:

  Family desperate for return of relative who joined 7M, 'brainwashing cult' behind viral TikTok dancing videos

SORRY SURI - SCIENTOLOGY:

  Tom Cruise attends Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour in London day after daughter Suri’s high school graduation

THE TWO-BY-TWOS:

  FBI is investigating a secretive religious sect after child sex abuse allegations spanning decades

YES - THAT DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK FAT:

  Summer Without Sex: Celibacy all the rage right now? 

   

 NOW HE STAYS EVEN LONGER:

  FRENCH ‘CULT LEADER’ ARRESTED FOR 3-MONTH OVERSTAY IN KOH PHANGAN

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK:

  Chiropractic maintenance care: sly scare mongering of greedy chiropractors to fleece vulnerable individuals.

THIS IS A BADLY-WRITTEN HEADLINE:

  New Documentary Based on Books by Journalist Mike Rothschild in the Works on the History of AntiSemitism

PSYCHICS AND RELIGION ARE BACK - AS EVERYTHING TILTS RIGHTWARD:

  The Man Softening the Ground for an Extremist Germany