Showing posts with label whole foods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label whole foods. Show all posts

Saturday, May 10, 2025

Mystic Mayhem™ Amid The Luminance Of Our Lunacy

 

If the Nazis returned, the only thing about a Whole Foods, that Adolf Hitler would object to, is it's staff diversity


Himmler would see all the yoga studios and feel totally validated, knowing any nation - attempting this much de-stressing - must be killing a lot of innocent people (and we are). 


Hess would be over the moon after hearing of RFK, Jr's appointments. 


Reinhard Heydrich would think, if President Trump shut out refugees but is making White South Africans an exception, that makes sense. 


Our fleet of B-2 bombers - and, especially, using them to hurt poor people - would leave Goering wondering where he and his crew went wrong. 


And Joseph Goebbels would find the American government's almost-complete control - over the world's public - most impressive. 

 

They'd all be able to see their influence on America, clearly, but America can't see anything. Not in our super-religious, militarized nation, that educates it's citizens so well a married man can think he's "Jesus" and yoga-promoter Jennifer Aniston is his "Queen," but nobody (beyond his wife who speaks, Oprah-like, of something "manifesting") can spot much is out of order, until he's ramming Aniston's gate with his car.
And it's not just us gone batty - or, rather, Blavatsky. In 2025, Helena could've been an editor for Britain's Daily Mail, approving headlines like this:
Diana Nostradamus who foresaw her death reads Royal charts and makes stunning predictions about a Meghan 'reality check', 'lost' Harry... and their marriage
This is "news," People. As we, currently, starve Palestinians to death, instead of out-right murdering them. The world's lost its stomach for it. The Nazis, too - from top to bottom - found their own actions distasteful, when finally directly confronted with them. That's never stopped anybody from anything, then until now. The Third Reich's ultimate legacy - obviously - is we just keep marching on.
 

Sunday, June 30, 2024

Pass Around TMR Like You Pass Gas: Silently - In Secret - Denying You'd Do It

HONESTY - TO DEMOCRATS - IS BETRAYAL:

DEMOCRATS KNEW - NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS - AND THAT'S GOT THEM UPSET:

DEMOCRATS DON'T LEARN FROM WINNING, EITHER:

IF JOE'S OUT OF IT THEN - WHO'S RUNNING THE COUNTRY?

EVERYBODY GETS CREDIT FOR CALLING THE LEFT 'STUPID' BUT ME:

RELIGION RULES - BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T: 

AND YOU LEARNED NOTHING:

SCIENTOLO-GEE, YOU'RE A BAD FATHER:

ALL GROWN-UP - WILLING TO FUCK ANYTHING - AND MAKE OTHERS PAY:

HEY, BABY, I'M RICH - AND SO IS MY GURU:

THEY NEVER LOVED YOU:

THE AMERICAN LEFT THINKS IT'S CLEVER BUT,...:


  

AFTER CONSTANTLY SAYING THAT STAYING IN THE HOUSE IS A KILLER:

ADMIRING EVIL WOMEN SEEMS TO BE WAAAY UP THERE:

WATCH PINK FLOYD'S 'THE WALL' FOR OTHER COMPLICATIONS:


    

 YOGA MUST BE VERY GOOD:

 "Yoga's good! Yoga's good! Yoga's good!" - Harry Sisson, Democrat TikTok influencer, defending Joe Biden's lack of mental acuity by suggesting others use the party's favorite cult activity to relax and get over it.
BIFF! BAM! POW!

'THE CRACK EMCEE IS SAD BECAUSE HE'S TRUE' - THE L.A.WEEKLY, 1995:

A BOWL OF STEW FOR THE SEX:

NEWSOM OWNS RESTAURANTS:

LET ME GUESS - SHE'S A WITCH:

GO FOR IT:

THIS EXPLAINS HIS ACTIONS AND THE LEFT'S AFFECTION FOR HIM:

HAWK TUAH - SPIT ON THAT THANG:


    

 ARE WE? OR IS IT JUST YOU?

WE COULD USE A LOT LESS 'PASSION,' THANKS:

Monday, June 17, 2024

There's No Media, Journalism, Or Reporters, If There's No Skepticism Among Us

WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW:

SAME OL' STORY:

SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT:

HYPERGAMY - AT WORK:

REMEMBER - THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE MORAL PARTY:

EWWWWWWW:

JACKIE COULD'VE USED THIS:

THEIR TIME - YOUR TIME - TIME:

GOOP IS BAD:

DON'T TELL GWYNETH PALTROW:

GUESS WHO'S CALLING ABOUT YOUR CANCER? NO, REALLY, GUESS:

THE NEW MILLENNIUM HAS TURNED OUT NOTHING AS PROMISED:

BEG, LIKE THE SCIENCE-BASED DOG THAT YOU ARE:

JUST WHAT YOU WANTED:

AND AWAY WE GO:

GOOD IDEA:

TRUMP SHOULD DO THIS:

BITE THE BIG APPLE - DON'T MIND THE MAGGOTS:

NYC IS STILL RUNNING ON CRYSTAL ENERGY:

YOU'RE REPEATING YOURSELF:

CREEPIEST 'SOULMATE' EVAH:


   

 JESUS WEPT:

NYCE:

WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY 'INTIMATE PHOTOS'?

TRUST ME - YOU'RE NOT A TV RELATIONSHIP EXPERT:


   

THE RUNES ON THE COVERS SAID THAT:

IF YOU THINK ZIONISTS ARE CRAZY:

BUT I BOUGHT FLOWERS AND EVERYTHING:


   

 THIS IS HOW THE DAILY KOS GOT STARTED - AFTER GETTING BUSTED FOR FRAUD:

THAT'LL DO IT: