"Bear in mind as you watch that this is the same guy whose social skills were supreme enough to land Angelina Jolie."
-- Allah Pundit, who seems to be under the delusion NewAge's Big Lip Adoption Agency is some kind of mental giant (even after she traded Billy Bob Burn-out for Brad "Not-The-Sharpest-Knife-In-The-Drawer" Pitt) or - much more likely - he's maybe spewing Hot Air.
"You could be forgiven for muddling top London acupuncturist and celebrity facialist Linda Carter with her near-namesake Lynda Carter, TV's Wonder Woman back in the '70s. Linda certainly knows how to work wonders, which is why many top celebrities, including Angelina Jolie and Julianne Moore, have called upon her services."
"She started to cut herself; later commenting, 'I collected knives and always had certain things around. For some reason, the ritual of having cut myself and feeling the pain, maybe feeling alive, feeling some kind of release, it was somehow therapeutic to me.'
Her father, the actor John Voight - who she doesn't speak with - says she has "serious emotional problems," which TMR doesn't doubt. Someone who met Brad Pitt once described him to TMR as "not the sharpest knife in the drawer," which is probably the only kind of man Jolie can handle, considering how he follows her every move when she's already been through two marriages - including one to actor Billy Bob Thornton.
