But What If You're Not Religious Or Racial?

"There's no religion or no race that could disagree with what's taught in there."

-- David Knighten, a member of Texas' House of Yahweh cult - who has "taught classes" at the Pulaski County jail in Little Rock, Arkansas for more than four years - on the acceptability of his own teachings, to The Associated Press.

Well, You Can't Have Him Now

"We need him."

-- Erica Hawkins, a 16-year-old member of the House of Yahweh cult, during the sentencing phase of Yedidiyah Hawkins (above) who was on trial for abusing "his stepdaughter with the speculum he bought from a sex toy Web site" to "check her for cervical cancer, though he has no medical training", according to Your Abaline Online Reporter News.

Good ol' "Doctor" Yedidiyah Hawkins (who comes up with these names?) just received a well-deserved 30 years.