Showing posts with label Margaret Seltzer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Margaret Seltzer. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Fizzlin' (Like Seltzer)

Fuck, you guys - I'm back*:

I was blown away by the recent news that Margaret B. Jones - I mean, scratch that, Margaret Seltzer - made up her South Central story (and her name too). So, I thought, I need something to let y'all know just how rough-and-tumble my old neighborhood is, 'cause, while that picture of the original Fatburger says a lot - and I loves that picture - it just doesn't pack the visceral punch I'm looking for.

Ah yes, the shooting death of a popular football player, with his life on the right track, by "random gunfire" - while his Moms is serving in Iraq - that should do the trick. (It always seems to, no matter how many times you hear it.)

Cry, bitches: I'm sure they believed in God,...

*Y'all really should donate to this site, 'cause Hillary and Obama get people to donate "millions" to them, while I'm running from something - not for it: It's just more honest,...and y'all like honesty, don't cha?