This Is News You Can Use (Because You Are So Stupid)

"There are no documented health benefits to drinking urine (human, cow, or otherwise). While urine is 95 percent water, it is, first and foremost, a metabolic waste product. Everything else in it is excreted by the body for a reason. Our bodies are smart; they do not excrete substances needed for survival on a whim."

Drink Your Own Urine To Be Happy, Healthy, And Thin

I love how she sells it. She's so confident. So Professional-Model sounding.

Fucking fruitcake,...