Stay On Your Ps And Qs

I did only one post yesterday because I had jury duty. My peers chose me as Foreman because - in their words - I was "smart and calm". (Showing how much my more antagonistic readers know about me - and who says this country has a race problem again?) Anyway, we valiantly stuck up for the little guy, only to cream him when we caught him lying.

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you.