More Proof Jesus Was A Multicultural Babysitter

"A self-proclaimed white supremacist and Satan worshiper is now also a convicted felon.

Dmitriy V. Sklyarov, 20, of rural Muncie, has pleaded guilty to battery resulting in bodily injury, a Class D felony, filed after he was accused of biting a 9-year-old boy at least 13 times on the arms and legs last Oct. 8."

-- Douglas Walker, with an American tale featuring the kinds of beliefs that really make our day (actually all your stupid beliefs make our day) from The East Indiana Star-Press.