Can We Admit Girls Are Stupid Yet? (Part III)

"She fed him filet mignon and lobster tails. They shared cozy glasses of wine. They bathed and slept together. He tenderly brushed her hair. She gave him gifts and sweet kisses. He drew her pictures.

But this was no ordinary affair of the heart. Sandra Herold was engaging in these loving acts with a 200-pound pet ape."

-- Perry Chiaramonte and Jeremy Olshan, with another head-shaking situation, in The New York Post.