Here's a NewAge event you may have missed while I was away:The sequel to The Secret is out. It's called The Power - as in the power to get NewAgers to shell out another $30.00 to read the same crap all over again.
Really, if a NewAger bought The Secret - and attained the knowledge of how to get everything they wanted by just thinking about it - why do they need another book? Maybe because the first one was bullshit?
Think about it: right after Rhonda Byrne came out with The Secret, we find ourselves in an economic depression - brought to you by Oprah's candidate for president right after she endorsed the first book- is that what NewAgers were hoping for all along? Was that really their dream? If so, I think the rest of us should kick their asses. Granted - I think that anyway - but now we've got another reason!
I don't know, but it sounds more like The Law of Quantum Failure is still in full effect, to me.
Some people will just never learn,...
Exit question: NewAgers, dumb as they can be, are still people, aren't they?
The Power is the book Rhonda Byrne was inspired to write after answering several thousands of letters from readers of The Secret.
ReplyDeleteI am reading it right now. It is good......I'll get back when I am done reading it:)
Christ.
ReplyDeleteI may throw up.
Non-NewAgers - You may be asking
ReplyDelete“Doesn’t this book make essentially the same claims and promises as The Secret?”
“Did the author hold back on The Secret to maximize profits with a redundant sequel?”
“Did the universe change when no one was looking and now the lemmings need an alleged update?”
“Could it be this next book was necessary because this bullshit doesn’t work?”
NewAgers - You haven’t and won’t ask these questions. Mainly because you are stupid. To the core. No cure.
The good news for NewAgers: The universe does indeed allow you to slather up your entire head with K-Y Jelly prior to shoving it up your ass.
That helps you avoid that squeaky balloon sound as you shove it in and, most importantly, the universe wants you to be comfortable.
So you’ll keep buying these dumbshit books and dvds.
Because the universe, and some authors and publishers, know you’re stupid. To the core. No cure.
Oh, JRN, I love it when you throw down some Bukowski-esque poetry.
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