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Everything I dislike about my ex-wife gets fixed by Donald Trump
Everything I don’t need about the elite gets nixed for faking funk
Everything I despise about all these lies Is now getting debunked
Everything I disagree about we gonna see about then we making punks
People nowadays want to be mad, Man
If you in the paper chase, you oughta be glad, Man
It’s a real rat race and can be sad, Man
but your ass got a taste and you were part of the plan
You can move to the front or the back of the line
You can choose to invest or you can choose to decline
You can choose to get smarter or lose your mind
You can try to see clear or you can try to go blind
Whatever you do is now up to you
They done legalized weed - you can think it through
You can make a big plan and get complex
Get on the internet and do a double-check
You can hire somebody to make you an app
“Marketing Department” and all that crap
Set yourself free, Man, don’t hold back
I’m The Crack Emcee and I’m living phat cuz
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I ain’t no big fan of Oprah, Man
Don’t spend a lot of time on the sofa, Man
She don’t look like Steadman ever poked her, Man
Every good rapper always want to choke her, Man
She’s a leader in this movement they call NewAge
where white women go around burning sage
Indians hate them but they won’t stop
You see them in Whole Foods buying rocks
medicine with no ingredients
ethnic foods without ethnic seasoning
“Namaste” is their weird-ass greeting
Little creepy girls over from Sweden
Marianne Williamson ran for leader
Five minutes in and we knew we need her
to keep on talking for entertainment
I called my [divorce] lawyer and said I’m claimant cuz
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