It's A Black Thang (You Wouldn't Understand,...)

Now just you folks don't go on worrying yourselves, I've got everything under control, yes sir, everything's going to be just fine:

From Rose McGowan to Tom Cruise to Joaquin Phoenix, some celebrities have been a part of some downright fucked up spiritual organizations. Or, as they’re more commonly called: cults. And while Scientology continues to remain the granddaddy of them all, there have been plenty of other doozies throughout the years. 

As the great Frank Zappa once said, “the only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.” And while I’m also not a fan of religion, I don’t think it’s just real estate that makes a cult a cult. There are certain qualities cults boast that just make them a bit weirder than your typical mainstream religion. What are those qualities? Well, manslaughter and sex with children, to start.

Y'all go on! I can handle this! Ain't no big thang! Y'alls enjoy your party: 

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