Frank Zappa, testifying at the PMRC Senate Hearing to clean up Rock lyrics, 1984:
"No one has forced Mrs. Baker or Mrs. Gore to bring Prince or Sheena Easton into their homes. Thanks to the constitution, they are free to buy other forms of music for their children. Apparently, they insist on purchasing the work of contemporary recording artists in order to support a personal illusion of aerobic sophistication."
The National Education Association, dancing to “Wobble” by V.I.C., 2013:
"A girl told me that a man that could dance
might could possibly get down with the tool in his pants.
Now all my ladies let me see you vibrate
And when it’s over you ain’t gon' need ya vibrator.
Cause I’m a pro, make ya bend ya back low,
then just pound it real fast just like percolator."
Go Frank.
ReplyDeleteAs for the teachers: a problem of our era -- people trying to be hip (hint: if you're trying, then you're trying too hard baby...in the process you're making a mockery of America and running it down damnit...please get your minds straight or move to Europe).
PW