I swear - every year - Glenn Reynolds brags more than Kanye with new nudes of Kim:
"HERE’S MY RECIPE FOR Thanksgiving Leg Of Lamb. I’m cooking three of them, plus a turkey, tomorrow."
See? People from slave states* assume their code is slick:
Glenn's really admitting they'll have two turkeys at the table.
At least, there will be, at any one he's sitting at.
*And that, my friends, was today's Nigger, Neener, Neener, Neener,...
I wonder if he allows party crashers?
ReplyDeleteHow many people is he feeding off of all that? That's a lot of food...
I hope he and his guests don't waste a bunch.
PW
He's having family over - but why tell me about it?
ReplyDeleteTo make my ham sandwich taste better?
Hey, that's what we're having tomorrow! (ham sandwiches that is)
ReplyDeleteIf you lived closer I'd offer you some of this deer meat we got last weekend :/
That has to be one big ol' family get together.
PW
Why don't you have Meadehouse score you an invitation? While Kanye would have brought some Crystal (well at least before those Frenchies revealed how racist and short sighted they are), you guys can bring Ann's favorite box wine. One that pairs well with lamb.
ReplyDeleteIt beats the shit out of ham sandwiches.
Crack is always welcome at Meadehouse, no invitation necessary.
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