Get Yer Story Straight, Pilgrim (Reality's On The March)

Old story:

The Crack Emcee is crazy.

The Crack Emcee is racist.

The Crack Emcee is a "race hustler" who doesn't know anything about American politics.

The Crack Emcee says,….:

Sen. Rand Paul from Kentucky warned his fellow Republican politicos that without change, the GOP would fail miserably in the upcoming White House contest — and that goes for the next few decades.

O.K. - New Story:

The Crack Emcee's been trying to save his party while under attack from his party,…