David Byrne Covers Biz Markie's "Just a Friend" (Badly)

 Here's the original, if you want to see how Byrne mangled it:

 

Hip-Hop rolls on,...

Every Good Thing You Who Hate Rap Missed For Hating

 I never met 2Pac, but the guy he's talking to at the beginning of the video is an acquaintance from Digital Underground, who's leader I am friends with.

   

 Dead Prez on seduction.

 

 Will Smith on the joys of Fatherhood.

 

 Biz Markie on Betrayal.

 

Eminem on loving those you don't know.

 

Kanye West on Break-Ups.

 

 Drake on Desire and Loneliness.

 

 Mister Cee breaks down, On-Air, confessing his d/l activities to his fans.

 

Some White Guys Are Getting Legit Through Beatboxing

 

TED's easy - I'd love to see this guy against Biz Markie, or Rahzel, in front of a Rap crowd who can catch the references and knows what they're listening to. But still,....

 

We Don't Have To Hit Rappers, Like Biz Markie (Just Because This Rapping Biz Has A Marquee)

As much as TMR hates to disagree with our fellow conservatives, Bill O'Reilly and Michelle Malkin (even as they choose to ignore us) thier attack on rappers is a bit off-base - because it's Hip-Hop culture that's rotting - not rap music. True, rap is the music of Hip-Hop culture, but to limit this criticism to rappers, when this idiotic racial talk is flying far afield of rap, is a bit too easy. Rap is a wonderful, and inventive art form - featuring rappers of all kinds - many of whom are fine, upstanding, and extremely lovable human beings:



Conservatives: Stop the attacks on rap and focus on the wrong-headedness of "multiculturalism," which is a product of the Left's NewAge cultism. That's all TMR thinks needs to be said.

Except we hope someone notices.

A Real Soccer Match

"When I found a telephone at home I saw it wasn’t one of my contract phones that she normally uses.

Then I saw it was bleeping and I picked it up and went through the messages.

There were a total of 300 messages from each of them over a two-week period. I saw 49 messages coming in from him with his number saved as Ronaldo.

The text messages looked like they had been written by a seven-year-old it was dreadful English and they mentioned Portugal.

They were very coyly written. They were things like: 'Do you miss me baby? I miss you.'

When I asked her what was going on, she said: 'Oh, it’s something and nothing.'

I flew her to Kiev to get her out of the country because I suspected something was going on but, unbeknown to me, she flew back to the UK 10 days later.

I had hoped we were just going through a rough patch, but when I finally saw a photograph of them together it confirmed my worst fears. I felt physically sick.

Maybe I’ve realised who my wife is, maybe she’s more attracted to a slimy toe-rag – I don’t know.

She won’t be coming back to me – I can’t get over this."

-- John Haynes, a millionaire businessman, on the pain of discovering his wife, Olena (above) is a childish, lying, sleazy, shallow, cum-hungry scumbag, having an affair with Ronaldo, the "slimy toe-rag" soccer star, in The Daily Mail.