Why I Don't Drink (Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Head Vodka)

I've posted this before (see the tag) but having run across it again - and hearing Aykroyd spouting his "spiritual" nonsense in the lead-in - I had to do it again.

Enjoy.

 

SNL: Charlie Sheen's World Is Upside Down (Not All The Winning SNL Comedians That Have Died)

And let's not forget the SNL cast members who are still alive - they're winning! as well:

Once A Conehead, Always A Conehead

"Triple-Herkimer diamond-filtered Newfoundland deep-aquifer pure-spirit vodka."

-- Dan Aykroyd, Saturday Night Live's former funny man - the guy we used to laugh with as they criticized cultism - who went loony for U.F.O.s and is now the hilariously weird-as-fuck* NewAge pitch man for the "life-affirming symbology" of Crystal Head Vodka.

*You've got to see this shit to believe it,...Kem and Christie, you really outdid yourselves on this one:

Thanks! (And Happy Birthday!!!)