Once A Conehead, Always A Conehead

"Triple-Herkimer diamond-filtered Newfoundland deep-aquifer pure-spirit vodka."

-- Dan Aykroyd, Saturday Night Live's former funny man - the guy we used to laugh with as they criticized cultism - who went loony for U.F.O.s and is now the hilariously weird-as-fuck* NewAge pitch man for the "life-affirming symbology" of Crystal Head Vodka.

*You've got to see this shit to believe it,...Kem and Christie, you really outdid yourselves on this one:

Thanks! (And Happy Birthday!!!)