The Onion's Butler: Significant, Historic, And Important

Sleeping While Standing (And Other Magic Negro Tales)

As much as I can do without Oprah "The Secret" Winfrey in this movie or anything else (I haven't even watched movies she's financed, like Precious) casting her still kinda makes sense. And though, politically, I know it could get pretty ugly and stupid (being a Weinstein film also starring Forest "I'm Spiritual" Whitaker) I want to see it anyway: 

Like the desire to see a black president elected, how America's slaves cared for it's royalty - and what that means - has been privately mulled over by blacks my entire life.

Some version of this story is long overdue: 

But, if this crew stay true to form, expect Being There and Forrest Gump in blackface,...

 

Exciting: Like Throwing Away A Dreamcatcher

"One former gang member describes how, once he stopped dressing in gangster garb, he felt liberated and free. And his broad smile speaks a truth Peralta almost seems embarrassed to include."

-- Christian Toto, reviewing Stacy Peralta's Crips and Bloods: Made in America - a new film that excuses black cultism - which, of course, is narrated by the very-NewAge-y Forest Whitaker, and covered in Pajamas Media.

Ladies And Gentlemen: You Just Got Played

"The Light of the New Age Is Here."

-- Forest Whitaker - a huge NewAger - on The Oprah Winfrey Show, acknowledging Barack Obama's role in the cult of NewAge beliefs (just as TMR has always said) on NewsBusters.

UPDATE: Chris Locke of the Mystic Bourgeoisie writes:

He actually said 'new age' twice in his inauguration speech. The full text is available at the NY Times -- and probably 9000 other places. 

And yeah, searching google images for 'obama oprah' sure yields creepy results. 

Christ on a crutch, I hope not. 

Namaste!