IT TOOK MORE THAN A DAY:
IF ONLY HE'D BEEN MORE SUCCESSFUL:
DRACULA NEVER FAILS TO SELL THE CASTLE:
IF I SEE ANYTHING I'LL LET YOU KNOW:
A LIFE WITHOUT MUSIC WILL DO THIS:
WHEN HE BECOMES SOCIABLE TO ASSHOLES:
TAKE THAT, CHARLIE - A FOLLOWER'S TALE FOR A CHANGE:
SOMETHING LESS SERIOUS WAS EXPECTED:
WE'VE ALL SEEN HER WORK:
EVERYBODY ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE GAY:
YOU DA HOE:
MAKING THE GAYS LOOK BAD:
WHENEVER THE WORLD'S GETTING RELIGIOUS/SPIRITUAL:
THINGS RICH PEOPLE CAN DO TO OTHERS # 3,867:
SHE DIDN'T KNOW BEING FAT WAS PART OF HER ACT:
THEY WERE TRYING A SUBWAY FRANCHISE BEFORE JARED ARRIVED:
HE IS AND WAS ON HIS THRONE AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW:
AFTERWARDS WOULD'VE BEEN TOO LATE:
FUCK IF IT'S NOT TRUE:
WADE AWAY:
MOST ALIENS ARE PEOPLE:
AS STRONGLY-WORDED AS THE LAST TWO IF NOT MORE SO:
THIS CAN ONLY HAPPEN BY BELIEVING "SPIRITUAL HEALER" IS A REAL THING:
THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED:
PROBABLY LIBERTARIANS:
ANNOUNCEMENTS EVEN AFTER YOUR DAD'S NO LONGER IN THE KLAN:
DESCRIBE ATTENDING A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT:
THERE'S A NEW DEFINITION FOR THE "O-FACE" TOO:
WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE THOSE KNOCKERS:
IF GOOGLE AI SAID TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE:
