I Was A Punk Before You Were A Punk (And I Was One Of The Smart Ones, Too)

The Democrat Party - pretending they didn't know where their actions were taking us - cracks me up. 

   

Living in a law-abiding nation - when our lawmakers don't know the law - should tell them we're now deep in their NewAge. 

If reading about the spread of disease (in part because idiots are going to outdoor concerts) doesn't.

   

Living in the NewAge is why Ezra Klein can talk to Jake Tapper, about "How Groupthink Protected Biden and Re-elected Trump," like Tapper wasn't part of it. They're so confused.

   

 I've already written lengthy pieces about all of this - countless times - and I was going to write one about it again, but then, someone beat me to it AND summed it all up, too nicely:

"Absolutely nothing about Gwyneth Paltrow is punk rock"

'Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting' Is Now A Celebratory Anthem For The Week

IT'S NOT JUST THE WIFE:

  Justice Samuel Alito spoke candidly about the ideological battle between the left and the right — discussing the difficulty of living “peacefully” with ideological opponents in the face of “fundamental” differences that “can’t be compromised.” He endorsed what his interlocutor described as a necessary fight to “return our country to a place of godliness.”

 

 GAVIN NEWSO0M'S WIFE CLAIMS TO BE AN 'EMPATH':

  “If you run into a white person who says they’re an empath, run the other way,....you are one of the people I see that makes me not believe in a loving god,...”

NICOLE KIDMAN LEFT SCIENTOLOGY BUT STILL PROMOTES CULTLANDIA:

  Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman in talks to reunite for Practical Magic 2 

    

CULTS ARE BAD BUSINESS:

  Exclusive Brethren’s leading family expected to cop a loss on $9.5m Dural estate

IT'S ALL A GAME:

  'Grow your cult… with friends': Worship's new trailer shows how much chaos you can cause

THE PRESIDENT IS A LIZARD:

  Who believes in conspiracy theories? A meta-analysis

WHAT A BITCH:

  Shocking moment Nancy Pelosi admits SHE 'takes responsibility' for the National Guard not being deployed on January 6 in new footage

WATCH YO MOUTH - JESUS IS LISTENING:

  Rudy Giuliani Calls Fani Willis a ‘Ho’ at Far-Right Christian Rally

DEFUND THE POLICE:

  Police abandon police station following goblin attacks

GO TO COMPTON WHERE YOU'RE WANTED:

  Neo-Nazi March in South Dakota Condemned: 'Not Welcome Here'

OH GOODIE - MOBB:

  ISIS makes ‘lone wolves’ threat to Paris 2024 Olympics with chilling mock-up of Eiffel Tower being attacked by drone

SHARK ATTACKS ON KIDS ARE 'GOD'S WILL,' TOO:

  Doctors on vacation rescue 15-year-old shark attack victim in Florida: ‘It was God’s will that everyone was there’

Declaring His Own Work "Good" Was Probably God's First Big Sign Of Narcissism

THOU SHALL NOT KILL - UNLESS YOU HAVE A PLAN:

  Gantz Issues Ultimatum to Netanyahu: Put Post-War Gaza Plan in Place By June 8, Or Else

 

MR. FULL OF SHIT STILL LECTURES AMERICA EVERY FRIDAY ON TV:

  Everyone Loves Bill Burr Telling Bill Maher He Is Full of Sh*t

NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED BY THIS ARTICLE - THEY TALK ABOUT GHOSTS:

  Having trouble making friends in the Bay Area? This ‘cult’ wants to help

THESE FOOLS LOVE STORIES ABOUT ANGELS AND DIGGING UP GOLD PLATES:

  Utah has more people who adhere to a specific religion than any other state

SINCE WHEN ARE FOOTBALL PLAYERS KNOWN TO BE SMART?

  Nikki Glaser Reacts to Tom Brady’s Regret Over Roast Jokes Upsetting His Kids: ‘It’s Impossible to Me He Didn’t Consider What Could’ve Happened’

SHEESH - EVEN NETANYAHU HAS UNTIL JUNE TO BIRTH A PLAN:

  Husband Sets August Deadline For His Postpartum Wife To Lose 50 Pounds

KEITH RICHARDS IS SOMEWHERE LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF:

  NYC law student addicted to cheese went to nearly $6K-per-week rehab

KILL 'EM ALL - AND LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT:

  Despite state bans, abortions nationwide are up, driven by telehealth

JUST NEEDED A REASON TO WRITE "LASER BEAM PENIS":

  The celebrity sex therapist praised by one of the world's leading feminists who had sex with clients - and is now accused of abusing one with his 'laser beam penis that burns up trauma'

SOMEBODY REALLY LIKES KIDS:

  Four minors found working at poultry plant run by same firm found responsible for teen's death 

    

 GOD OWNS A SQUARE MILE IN AMERICA - SATAN CLEARLY GOT EVERYTHING ELSE:

  Christian enclave known as 'God's Square Mile' who banned people from using public beaches due to belief could be stopped after they 'made people buy badges with the CROSS on them'

WHY DOES THIS MAKE "DEFUND THE POLICE" SOUND SENSIBLE?

  Terrified Chicago mom rings 911 during home invasion - only for dispatcher 'to tell her to phone politician instead and ask for more police funding'

WHILE YOU CAN BARELY PAY YOUR RENT: 

This Accused Murderer Has Superfans Bankrolling Her Defense

USUALLY ORANGE - EXCEPT FOR SOME WHITE AROUND THE EYES: 

What would President Trump 2.0 look like?

EVERYBODY AROUND HARRY IS A CON ARTIST - JUST LIKE HIS MOTHER: 

How a Nigerian king who Harry hailed as one of his 'new in-laws' is a conman twice deported from America, with a lengthy criminal record and a distinctly murky past…

IT'S NOT A SEASON BUT A WAY OF LIFE: 

Welcome to Silly Season in Washington

SHOULD THAT BE A-O-KKK? 

Candidate with KKK ties can stay in Missouri governor race, judge rules

DIDDY'S EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER - DOOMSDAY MAY BE HERE ALREADY: 

New search to find missing mum and daughter who were part of a doomsday cult 

   

 LIFE'S AN ADVENTURE FOR EVERYBODY: 

Gender Doctor: Genital Surgery is an 'Adventure for Young People'

AFTER DISCOVERING YOUR APPENDIX IS A TIME BOMB: 

25 of the Creepiest Science Facts 

   

 SIXTEEN TRACKS BUT ONLY FOUR KEEPERS - FROM A CATALOGUE THAT SHOULD BE ALMOST COMICALLY DIFFICULT TO SCREW UP - TWO OUT OF FIVE STARS: 

Talking Heads tribute album Everyone’s Getting Involved is well-produced karaoke

Congratulations: You've Become The People You've Always Rebelled Against

PROOF - FOODIES WERE ALWAYS SICK IN THE HEAD: 

Fussy eaters take note: picky palates linked to poor mental health

THE OTHER HALF DON'T LIVE LIKE YOU AND I: 

Winery owner accused of sexually abusing younger sister over six years when they were teens

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME: 

I’m Worried My Friend’s Love of Children Might Give People the Wrong Idea

TAYLOR SWIFT'S CAREER EXPLAINED: 

Young voters are worse at identifying misinformation, study shows

I-PEE-FREELY'S ON THE LINE: 

Did a 14-year-old prank caller just blow up Michael Cohen’s testimony in Trump’s hush money trial?

SUCK YOUR OWN DICK: 

West Virginia Transgender Middle School Athlete Allegedly Told Female Teammates 'Suck My D**k' 

   

 FIFTY CENT AND POCKET LENT: 

Want to Make a New Friend? How Much Money Have You Got?

IT'S ALL PART OF GOD'S PLAN: 

My Super Religious, Homeschooled Nibblings Have to Move in With Us. Oh No.

EVERYONE ELSE'S IN REAL LIFE GET NOTHING: 

Emma Stone’s Descent Into Sex Cults and Cannibalism in ‘Kinds of Kindness’ Lands 4.5-Minute Standing Ovation in Cannes

THEY NEED JUMPERS: 

SF legacy hotel's revolving rooftop resurgence is a bit of a sham

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT: 

New York crypto personality used ‘Seinfeld’ joke in fraud, feds reveal

BOOM: 

“I took the tapes, left the studio and gave them to my heroin dealer.” Why Billy Idol blackmailed his own record company ahead of the release of Rebel Yell

KIDS ARE SO GOOD WITH COMPUTERS THESE DAYS: 

Driver outraged over ticket sets fire to cop’s home – hours after he was stopped 

   

 EVERYTHING'S GOING SWIMMINGLY: 

Haiti gangs brutally behead police officer as scores killed in horrifying violent wave 

   

UNLESS YOU'RE COOL GOING CRAZY: 

Spending 67 minutes outdoors refreshes mental health

This Is A Hard One (Or It Eventually Got That Way When I Started To Play With It)

GOD'S 'GOOD NEWS': 

Lauren Boebert preaches Biblical apocalypse and "uprising of righteousness"

TOTALLY LEGIT: 

Is Church of Scientology Best Judge Of Whether Scientology Forced Teen To Marry Her Rapist?

LEARNING HOW THE SAUSAGE GETS MADE: 

The Uncomfortable Truth About Child Abuse in Hollywood

NEVER FORGET LISA MCPHERSON: 

New RHONY star Rebecca Minkoff is a hardcore Scientologist who rubbed shoulders with Danny Masterson and has donated MILLIONS to the church - while her doctor dad was implicated in horrifying wrongful death lawsuit of Lisa McPherson

HITLER? WHO SAID HITLER? 

“I didn’t say that”: 8 classic gaslighting phrases to watch out for

RIGHT UNDER THE WORLD'S NOSE: 

‘Messianic spell’: how Narendra Modi created a cult of personality

WE ARE ALL 'ONE': 

Meghan Markle is 'strategic' with friendships and 'forgets' pals 'when she's finished with them'

WALKING CADAVERS: 

Hollywood's 'Ozempic face' crisis: Plastic surgeons reveal the celebs suffering from gauntness 'because of weight-loss drug' 

   

 THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE SHAME VS. TRASHCANBUTT: 

Taylor Swift reignites bitter feud with Kim Kardashian as she drops TWO brutal 'diss tracks' aimed at reality star on surprise 'double album' version of The Tortured Poets Department: Fans brand songs 'the ULTIMATE f**k you'

THAT'S YOUR BABY: 

The Illogical Relationship Americans Have With Animals

HIGH ART: 

San Francisco museum unveils a fancy new cannabis bong collection

WOMEN DON'T WATCH BASKETBALL (OR RE-WRITE THEIR BADLY-WRITTEN ABORTION LAWS) AND THAT'S ALL THE FAULT OF MEN: 

Caitlin Clark WNBA Salary Outrage Perfectly Explained By Bill Burr: 'Nobody Shows Up!'

THEIR SELF-HELP PROGRAMS DIDN'T HELP THEM: 

NPR is facing 'legitimate criticisms' for 'obvious problems': Matt Taibbi

MAYBE THEY SHOULD STOP THAT: 

Kidney disease patients in Taiwan embrace alternative medicines despite physician non-disclosure 

SEEING HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES: 

Undercover cop beaten by colleagues during protest wins $23.5m payout