I Don't Know When Or How I'll Die, Hippies

But it sure won't be doing tai chi,...

Lou Reed Has Died (For Reals)

For people looking to align themselves with the Velvet Underground's bleak, nihilistic outlook on life without partaking in any actual nihilism (like overdosing on heroin, for example), the next obvious step is to throw on a Lou Reed T-shirt. You can tell me he's been such an enduring figure because of his music all you want, but I will never buy it (just like his music).