Showing posts with label yoga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yoga. Show all posts

Saturday, May 10, 2025

Mystic Mayhem™ Amid The Luminance Of Our Lunacy

 

If the Nazis returned, the only thing about a Whole Foods, that Adolf Hitler would object to, is it's staff diversity


Himmler would see all the yoga studios and feel totally validated, knowing any nation - attempting this much de-stressing - must be killing a lot of innocent people (and we are). 


Hess would be over the moon after hearing of RFK, Jr's appointments. 


Reinhard Heydrich would think, if President Trump shut out refugees but is making White South Africans an exception, that makes sense. 


Our fleet of B-2 bombers - and, especially, using them to hurt poor people - would leave Goering wondering where he and his crew went wrong. 


And Joseph Goebbels would find the American government's almost-complete control - over the world's public - most impressive. 

 

They'd all be able to see their influence on America, clearly, but America can't see anything. Not in our super-religious, militarized nation, that educates it's citizens so well a married man can think he's "Jesus" and yoga-promoter Jennifer Aniston is his "Queen," but nobody (beyond his wife who speaks, Oprah-like, of something "manifesting") can spot much is out of order, until he's ramming Aniston's gate with his car.
And it's not just us gone batty - or, rather, Blavatsky. In 2025, Helena could've been an editor for Britain's Daily Mail, approving headlines like this:
Diana Nostradamus who foresaw her death reads Royal charts and makes stunning predictions about a Meghan 'reality check', 'lost' Harry... and their marriage
This is "news," People. As we, currently, starve Palestinians to death, instead of out-right murdering them. The world's lost its stomach for it. The Nazis, too - from top to bottom - found their own actions distasteful, when finally directly confronted with them. That's never stopped anybody from anything, then until now. The Third Reich's ultimate legacy - obviously - is we just keep marching on.
 

Monday, July 22, 2024

Losing Your Wife To A Delusion Doesn't Hurt As Much If There's Billions Of Others

A new study finds Meditation can be harmful: It can even make mental health problems worse. Let's see: Recent studies also show both breathwork and multivitamins/supplements are bogus. Workplace wellness programs don't work. [Racist] Chiropractic and acupuncture are cults, quackery, and can paralyze. Only 6% of Indians do yoga (but Nazi prison guards dug the shit out of it). France finally discovered funding homeopathy was 'a grave error' (while its home of Germany has just kicked it to the curb altogether). Steve Jobs said using alternative medicine caused him extreme regret. And it's unethical to offer or endorse alternative medicine without saying the words 'It's been proven not to work.' Now go sit in the lotus position, you geniuses, you screwed the pooch,...on life. 
 

Sunday, July 21, 2024

I'm Sure The Children Of Gaza Are Happy To Hear Your Yoga Practice Goes Well

It's only when you start seeing articles about yoga in the Wall Street Journal - that chronicler of American capitalism, chaos, and corruption - that you understand what Slavoj Žižek meant in 2001, when he said, "New Age is establishing itself as the hegemonic ideology of global capitalism." 

 Remember, Buddha: 

 Only those, in the most "enlightened" state of mind, bomb other nations and rip citizens off.
 

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Whether In the Bible Belt Or San Francisco The Same Danger Exists For Atheists

THIS IS HOW ALL EMPIRES FALL:

HIS TITLE IS 'PHYSICIST' NOT 'CONSPIRACY THEORIST FATHER FIGURE':

LIFE - LIBERTY - AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE:

ONLINE STANDARDS ARE NOW HIGHER THAN MAINSTREAM MEDIA'S:


    

 FINE - DROP MORE BOMBS:

FISH ROTS FROM THE HEAD: 


   

 WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'DO THEY KNOW?' THOSE ARE HIS ASSETS:

#1 - GOOD GUYS LIE TO PROTECT THE GOOD: 

HE IS WHAT HE IS - A KENNEDY:

WHITE BOY SUMMER: 

HE SHOULDA JUST STAYED A BAD ARTIST WITH A TALENTED DEAD FRIEND:

SHE WAS INTO IT:

HOPING TO GET SOME 'ACTION':

IF NOT THEY OUGHTTA BE:

GIVING THOSE KIDS AN EDUCATION:

CAN OPRAH WINFREY BE RECALLED?

I DID NOT THINK THIS:

'IRISH HEIRESS' SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE 'ACTRESS' FOR COMFORT:

KIDS ARE FAKE IF YOU LACK TRANSPORTATION:


    

 CAT'S DELISH, THOUGH:


   

 NOT EVEN CLOSE:

ABBY-NORMAL:

MAY / MAY NOT:

Sunday, June 30, 2024

Pass Around TMR Like You Pass Gas: Silently - In Secret - Denying You'd Do It

HONESTY - TO DEMOCRATS - IS BETRAYAL:

DEMOCRATS KNEW - NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS - AND THAT'S GOT THEM UPSET:

DEMOCRATS DON'T LEARN FROM WINNING, EITHER:

IF JOE'S OUT OF IT THEN - WHO'S RUNNING THE COUNTRY?

EVERYBODY GETS CREDIT FOR CALLING THE LEFT 'STUPID' BUT ME:

RELIGION RULES - BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T: 

AND YOU LEARNED NOTHING:

SCIENTOLO-GEE, YOU'RE A BAD FATHER:

ALL GROWN-UP - WILLING TO FUCK ANYTHING - AND MAKE OTHERS PAY:

HEY, BABY, I'M RICH - AND SO IS MY GURU:

THEY NEVER LOVED YOU:

THE AMERICAN LEFT THINKS IT'S CLEVER BUT,...:


  

AFTER CONSTANTLY SAYING THAT STAYING IN THE HOUSE IS A KILLER:

ADMIRING EVIL WOMEN SEEMS TO BE WAAAY UP THERE:

WATCH PINK FLOYD'S 'THE WALL' FOR OTHER COMPLICATIONS:


    

 YOGA MUST BE VERY GOOD:

 "Yoga's good! Yoga's good! Yoga's good!" - Harry Sisson, Democrat TikTok influencer, defending Joe Biden's lack of mental acuity by suggesting others use the party's favorite cult activity to relax and get over it.
BIFF! BAM! POW!

'THE CRACK EMCEE IS SAD BECAUSE HE'S TRUE' - THE L.A.WEEKLY, 1995:

A BOWL OF STEW FOR THE SEX:

NEWSOM OWNS RESTAURANTS:

LET ME GUESS - SHE'S A WITCH:

GO FOR IT:

THIS EXPLAINS HIS ACTIONS AND THE LEFT'S AFFECTION FOR HIM:

HAWK TUAH - SPIT ON THAT THANG:


    

 ARE WE? OR IS IT JUST YOU?

WE COULD USE A LOT LESS 'PASSION,' THANKS: