Mystic Mayhem™ Amid The Luminance Of Our Lunacy

 

If the Nazis returned, the only thing about a Whole Foods, that Adolf Hitler would object to, is it's staff diversity. 

Himmler would see all the yoga studios and feel totally validated, knowing any nation - attempting this much de-stressing - must be killing a lot of innocent people (and we are). 

Hess would be over the moon after hearing of RFK, Jr's appointments. 

Reinhard Heydrich would think, if President Trump shut out refugees but is making White South Africans an exception, that makes sense. 

Our fleet of B-2 bombers - and, especially, using them to hurt poor people - would leave Goering wondering where he and his crew went wrong. 

And Joseph Goebbels would find the American government's almost-complete control - over the world's public - most impressive. 

 

They'd all be able to see their influence on America, clearly, but America can't see anything. Not in our super-religious, militarized nation, that educates it's citizens so well a married man can think he's "Jesus" and yoga-promoter Jennifer Aniston is his "Queen," but nobody (beyond his wife who speaks, Oprah-like, of something "manifesting") can spot much is out of order, until he's ramming Aniston's gate with his car.

And it's not just us gone batty - or, rather, Blavatsky. In 2025, Helena could've been an editor for Britain's Daily Mail, approving headlines like this:

Diana Nostradamus who foresaw her death reads Royal charts and makes stunning predictions about a Meghan 'reality check', 'lost' Harry... and their marriage

This is "news," People. As we, currently, starve Palestinians to death, instead of out-right murdering them. The world's lost its stomach for it. The Nazis, too - from top to bottom - found their own actions distasteful, when finally directly confronted with them. That's never stopped anybody from anything, then until now. The Third Reich's ultimate legacy - obviously - is we just keep marching on.

 

"White Women Suck Your Dick Real Fast!" - R. Pryor

I want to go back to being racist, but The Daily Mail's got some of the funniest feminist shit I've read in a while - a 51 year old woman, looking for her third marriage, is describing the dating scene. You know how it is:

  While we're flattered by a younger man's attentions, most of us want someone around our own age, who is single, sexy and solvent, and wants to be in it for the long term.

The long term. I repeat - she's working on her third marriage.

  I don't do fat men,... It's one thing growing old and podgy with your husband of 25 years, but unthinkable that romance could begin at 51 with a Pavarotti double.

Third - Three - 3rd marriage. How do you get a "husband of 25 years" out of that? She turned to dating services:

  I just want someone at home in his own skin who has a job he enjoys - for all I care he could be a carpenter, I lied.

O.K., now we're getting somewhere - three marriages and a liar. This is where I started laughing:

  Dating Lady put down her pen and said: 'You're not giving me much to go by here to match you up. Tell me what your dream man would be.'

So I said he'd be a successful business-man in his mid-50s, divorced two years ago. He and his wife had drifted apart after the children grew up.

He was about to tell her he wanted a divorce when she told him she'd fallen madly in love with a millionaire and didn't want a penny of his money. They parted as friends and he kept the house and his pension.

Wow - you're on your third marriage, you're a liar, and at 51 you still live in a fantasy world - what a catch! Then reality sets in - and she discovers what she probably did to her two previous "husbands":

  My date started off as the charming man I'd met at the dinner party. Three drinks later he'd turned into a ranting lunatic.

He was divorced, but only just, and his wife had fleeced him for everything. Penniless? Very unattractive.

It got worse. He said he wanted to stab his wife. She blamed him for one son being cautioned for assault and narrowly avoiding jail, and for their younger son being on drugs. The sons also wanted to stab their mother.

I used to get called crazy on this blog, looong before this racist shit, for bombing on women's delusional thinking, fake tits, and skinny bodies (I hated women, then, see?) Guess what? Women don't want the fake tits and skinny bodies no more:

  The porn body backlash: Surgically enhanced breasts and ultra thin body is women's least desired shape

I figure, like with this race thing, it'll probably take most of y'all years to catch up with how delusional it still is out there,...

 

If 1 Thing Leads To Another I Expect To Get Somewhere

The Daily Mail asks a question I've considered, more often than I'd like, when meeting others:

"Why ARE so many people being labelled bipolar? More and more celebrities say they have it, but here a top psychiatrist warns the disorder is far too readily diagnosed, leaving many trapped on 'zombie' pills"

No matter what the illness, misdiagnosis is always a medical hazard, and - without the proper amount of time for observation - bipolar disorder's a toughie. 

Especially because, after the disappearance of asylums, society's being conditioned to tolerate madness, partially through hiding it's public treatment behind validating medicalized language. 

Allowed to convince us of their "point of view" - without most sufferer's realizing, possibly, how skewed it is (and definitely without anyone else being so "offensive" as to admit it) or what a burden accommodation places on us all - the functionally insane become trickier to identify.

People now ask "What's normal?" far more than trying to see who's crazy enough to do some damage somehow.

"I don't know how I missed so many signs."

That was Jesse Jackson on the day his "bipolar" son went to prison last August. 

Incarcerated (with his wife) for corruption, Jackson, Jr. clearly had more energy than good sense, eventually spending $750,000 of the taxpayer's money on what essentially were impulse items - typical behavior for someone with bipolar. 

TMR outted Jr. as a crystal-gazing NewAger in 2010, an endeavor I - almost alone - have long associated with possible mental illness and further trouble down the line.

But then, to me, this all seems pretty obvious to begin with,....

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Sent in by Meade, BTW,...

This IS A Man's World (But It Wouldn't Mean Nothing,...)

"Awww, geez, will you look at this!" (Wow - I'm sure that's the absolute best Archie Bunker impression you're ever going to get from a black guy - and, as far as I'm concerned, worth the effort of clicking over all by itself. Now get out of here, before you read further and get disappointed,...) That wasn't the sound of  me discovering a new cult movie on the way (with public support!) but of my heart crumbling when I read this  - and before I almost ran into the street, naked and hysterical, in total despair over the injustice of it all:

“More than a THIRD of women worldwide will experience physical or sexual violence at some point in their lives.”

That's a headline. A startling headline. Drove me nuts. Thanks a lot, Daily Mail! 

I started hyperventilating, and yelling "Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!" over and over again, before deciding, right then and there, I've got to do something.

Then, I don't know why, I flashed my life - and what a man's life is like generally - and I started to laugh out loud, like a crazy person, as I realized the media had almost suckered me again.

I used to have a friend who said feminists got beat up because "they don't listen!" That's, mostly, the same reason men do. Somebody's being unreasonable and - bullheadedness being a dare - forced somebody's hand. Right and wrong ("Where's my fucking money?") not weak or strong, bigger or smaller, or whatever other self-serving nonsense feminists try to get us to focus on (somebody's always bigger, idiots, that's why you hone your skills,...). If women can box, wrestle, fight wars, be ruthless CEOs - or ride a fucking croc - women can get their asses kicked without it being a major fucking media story.

It's too bad The Daily Mail (or any other publication) never includes stats on how many of those violence-seekers were in the wrong and responsible for their situation. That would definitely shift the needle on how much sympathy they get. 

And how desirable they've become.

When feminism is complete, and men view women the same way they see weasely/shifty little untrustworthy guys - used car salesmen, drinking too much, and spouting manipulative bullshit - THAT's when women will finally be on an equal footing with men.

But (and this is where your disappointment kicks in) women's equality, too, will be men's doing - for having gained the proper post-feminist perspective for conflict:

 "Are you really going to let that asshole fuck with you?"

It Ain't Woman-Hating, But Really Seeing Them

Bravo! Also, The Daily Mail is all over Guy Ritchie because he didn't help a woman who had fallen nearby. We, on the other hand, remember Guy Ritchie was once married to the feminist Madonna, so watching women fall down, now, is probably funny to him:

Hell, after his ordeal, he may never look kindly on another woman again.

The BBC: Backward-Assed British Corruption

We cover a lot of Left-wing fraud on this blog, but this is a new one - a television show, supposedly exposing fraud, perpetuating a fraud:

The BBC has been accused of deceiving viewers after scenes in a popular reality TV show about confidence tricksters were allegedly faked.

Viewers are given the impression that victims of frauds featured on The Real Hustle are innocent members of the public who have been hoodwinked. But The Mail on Sunday can reveal that many of the ‘victims’ are actors and extras – and some have even been paid to take part by the independent production company that makes the show.

One extra, Lucas Yashere, who received £20 for pretending to be taken in by a cashpoint fraud, said: ‘It was complete rubbish – it was faked. I was shocked when I found out they were claiming everyone in the show was a member of the public.’

The BBC last night promised to investigate the allegations, which follow a string of fakery scandals that a scathing independent inquiry said had ‘tarnished’ the Corporation’s reputation.

BBC1 controller Peter Fincham resigned in disgrace in 2007 over a trailer for a documentary that misrepresented the Queen. And the following year the broadcaster was fined a record £400,000 for ‘deliberately’ misleading audiences and running unfair competitions.

Last night, Tory MP John Whittingdale, chairman of the Culture, Media and Sport Select Committee, said: ‘The BBC is supposed to have new procedures to stamp out this sort of unacceptable practice. It’s not just a case of misleading the audience, it’s stating something that is untrue.’

Just fucking incredible. How long are the people of England going to put up with the BBC's bullshit?

Only time will tell.

A Fact Of Life: Honesty Doesn't Require A Smile (And Neither Does Doing A Hard Job Well)

Now this is interesting.

According to The Daily Mail "almost half of British Workers are fed up in their jobs".

Isn't that weird?

Even weirder is - contrary to what Glenn "funemployment" Reynolds and his readers think, British workers feel that way even though they aren't being "less productive" and Barack Obama isn't over there leaning on the managers!

Instead the workers think they should be "setting up their own business, with two-thirds believing they would only be truly content at work if they were self-employed."

Now why would anybody be thinking that way, when they're so unproductive, but with wonderful managers and unemployment benefits?

Maybe there's something else happening in the workplace, huh?

Here, let's play this silly old thing again - paying special attention to the parts about how nobody cares if you have experience and are competent (a "good attitude" is everything!) and how you can get fired for pointing out problems others don't see and telling the truth:



Isn't that something? If you ask us, it kind of works like Instapundit does:

No "good attitude" - Glenn Reynolds doesn't know you're alive.

Point out problems others don't see - no posty-posty for you!

Tell the truth - Instapundit don't need to post no stinking truth!

No, it's much better for a well-paid professor to claim it's "fun" being unemployed, our country's Maharishi/The Secret management style is just fine-and-dandy (as the economy sits in the toilet) and, of course, we're all lazy.

Even us, and we rise, most mornings, around 4:30AM.

Yes, that Instapundit, he's a fine, smart, fair-minded guy who understands libertarianism - and the average worker out there - to the fullest.

Because, he knows, a "good attitude" is what's most important, since we've got to like each other to work together, sort out this country's problems, and get it going again - even though everyone's quitting.

Managers are gate-keepers, and they're all alike.