Raising A Smile Today Is As Easy As Acknowledging 'We Don't Have Long Left'

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED TO AN EMPATH:

  How Gavin Newsom made California's paradise into purgatory 

   

 NO SOAP OR WATER NEEDED:

  2 Psychologist-Approved Docu-Series Depicting How Cults Brainwash 

   

 AGAIN WITH THE ALIENS - ALWAYS WITH THE ALIENS:

  ‘Profundity Yours’ is a new cult in Texas, according to TikTok, and the fake language they speak is just the beginning

HE WAS ALREADY READY FOR HIS CLOSE-UP:

  ‘Devil on Campus’ portrays ‘sociopath’ sex cult leader

MAKE THE POPE SAY 'FAGS' AGAIN:

  Pope Francis has lost control of his liberal revolution

OOOH BABY I LIKE IT RAW:

  How milk became the new culture war dividing America

PRINCE - YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY PRINCE:

  Ariana Grande Once Told a Young Fan Her Dream Dinner Date Would Be with Jeffrey Dahmer: 'I Have Questions'

'OUR' BETTER INCLUDE 'MINE' BECAUSE THEY'VE GONE TO SHIT:

  Gen Z's widening gender divide has turned political. It's ruining our relationships.

I'M WAAAY AHEAD OF YOU BUT GO AHEAD:

  21 Incredibly Dark Cults That Will Make You Question Humanity

CULTS ARE WHERE YOU LEARN THE LIMITS OF FAMILY:

  Family desperate for return of relative who joined 7M, 'brainwashing cult' behind viral TikTok dancing videos

SORRY SURI - SCIENTOLOGY:

  Tom Cruise attends Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour in London day after daughter Suri’s high school graduation

THE TWO-BY-TWOS:

  FBI is investigating a secretive religious sect after child sex abuse allegations spanning decades

YES - THAT DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK FAT:

  Summer Without Sex: Celibacy all the rage right now? 

   

 NOW HE STAYS EVEN LONGER:

  FRENCH ‘CULT LEADER’ ARRESTED FOR 3-MONTH OVERSTAY IN KOH PHANGAN

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK:

  Chiropractic maintenance care: sly scare mongering of greedy chiropractors to fleece vulnerable individuals.

THIS IS A BADLY-WRITTEN HEADLINE:

  New Documentary Based on Books by Journalist Mike Rothschild in the Works on the History of AntiSemitism

PSYCHICS AND RELIGION ARE BACK - AS EVERYTHING TILTS RIGHTWARD:

  The Man Softening the Ground for an Extremist Germany

What Good Is 'Freedom Of Speech' To A Nation Needing To Shut-The-Fuck-Up?

FIND THE MAN AND THE DEMOCRATS PROMISED TO FIND A CRIME:

  Trump found guilty in America’s first-ever Stalinist trial

NO, THAT WAS THE DEBUT OF "THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW":

  Pandora’s Box Is Now Opened

TMR SAW THIS IN 2004 BUT THE MEDIA'S "INFORMING" YOU OF IT NOW:

  We Are Starting to Enjoy Hatred

LEAK THE TAPE (LIKE YOU IMMORALLY DID THE 'PUSSY' TAPE) OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN:

  Former Apprentice Producer Claims Trump Said ‘Would America Buy A N***** Winning?’ — And It’s On Tape

EVERYONE'S PSYCHIC NOW:

  Bill Maher Predicts Trump Will 'Probably Be President Again,' Leaves Chris Wallace Stunned

YOU TALKIN' TO ME? ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

  Broadcasters association revokes award for Robert De Niro over his anti-Trump tirade

ANOTHER PREDICTION:

  Trump Found Guilty in New York Trial. It's Not Enough

THE PRESIDENT CAN PARDON HIMSELF FROM PRISON, Y'KNOW:

  Billionaire donors rally back to Trump

IT'S ALWAYS AMAZING THAT PEOPLE WITH THIS KIND OF MONEY CAN NEVER THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH IT:

  I just donated $300k to Trump

YOU GOT RAPED TO JOIN NATO:

  Survivors say Russia is waging a war of sexual violence in occupied areas of Ukraine. Men are often the victims

THEY USED TO TAKE DOWN CRIMINALS: 

FBI Takes Down Huge Global Army of Zombie Computer Devices

  

HOW FAR WE GOIN' BACK? WAY BACK:

  10 bizarre facts about the Symbionese Liberation Army

YOU CAN DOWNWARD DOG YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE:

  Namas-don't: Yoga instructors meeting with San Diego mayor's office canceled

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE:

  Point Loma restaurant volunteers its space for displaced beachside yoga class

 

YOU CAN'T TRUST JOE ROGAN:

  Attitudes of Vaccination-Hesitant Towards So-Called Alternative Medicine (SCAM) - "Irrationality is more likely be the common denominator between SCAM use and vaccination hesitancy."

HIS PERSONAL DOOMSDAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED:

  Chad Daybell is found guilty in triple murder trial and now faces death penalty: 'Doomsday prophet' conspired with Lori Vallow to kill her two young children and his first wife

MY MAIN MAN:

Maine man sentenced for ‘cult-like’ sexual misconduct

NOT THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS:

  Latest LDS news: A Book of Mormon in the ‘language of the angels’

TAYLOR SWIFT BETTER WATCH HER BACK:

  Church of Jesus Christ releases 13 new hymns

DRUGS ARE LEGAL - STAND-UP:

Parents are arrested after baby is found sitting in maggot-infested stroller surrounded by drugs

BIG DEAL - MARK WALBERG COST A GUY HIS EYE FOR BEING ASIAN:

South Dakota Mayor who 'murdered three men for flirting with his wife' once 'beat suspect so badly he lost his eye and caused another man's death'

WHASSAAAAAAAAAAAAP?

  'Give me my money, Brian!' LAPD officer's ex-wife phones into council meeting he was patrolling to publicly shame him for skipping alimony payments

THIS IS "THE AMERICAN DREAM," TOO:

  US man, 81, accused of menacing neighbors with slingshot, dies after release on bond

NOT-SO GLAMOROUS:

  Glamorous pro boxer and fitness influencer Stefi Cohen is arrested for hacking into ex's laptop and sharing nude photos of his girlfriend online 

    

 I'VE GOT HIM BEAT BY EIGHT YEARS WITH NO "SPIRITUALITY" INVOLVED:

  Ice-T, 66, labels Lenny Kravitz's nine-year celibacy 'weirdo s***' after singer revealed he hasn't dated for nearly 10 YEARS while embracing spirituality

YOU'VE GOTTA WONDER ABOUT PEOPLE INTO DEAD "DECOR":

  7 Calif. men to serve jail time for animal poaching scheme in Ventura County 

   

OK, EDMOND:

William H. Macy BLASTS Hollywood for 'doing a lot of damage to the world' with portrayals of violence in film and television - and believes stance has 'cost me a lot of work'

DANCING FOR THE DEVIL, OF COURSE:

Where Are the Subjects of 'Dancing For the Devil: The 7M TikTok Cult' Now?

IT DOESN'T GET MORE "TMR" THAN THIS:

  Man who stole charity raffle motorcycle packed saddlebags with roadkill for cooking on the tailpipe

OLDEST SCAM IN THE BOOK:

  Greeks walk on fire using faith over fear

FOR WHEN YOU NEED HELP DECIDING WHICH WATER TO DRINK:

  A primer on homeopathic dilutions

Y'ALL BE RAVIN' ALL WRONG:

Viral Video: Girl's Dance at Mumbai Airport Sparks Call to 'Ban These Clowns'

I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR IN NUMBERS TOO BIG TO IGNORE:

Streamer Natalie Reynolds dares woman to jump into lake then flees when she says she can't swim in cruel stunt

HOPEFULLY NOT A KID'S MOVIE:

  SNOOP DOGG'S WIFE OPENING STRIP CLUB IN L.A. NAMED AFTER ICE CUBE MOVIE

LIKE A VIRGIN - TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME:

  Madonna sued by fan for 'emotional stress' of being forced to watch sex acts in heat

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST: 

“We appealed to the female section of the audience. They wanted to be with us, talk to us, and give us their money.” 

    

 FAMILY FEUD:

  ‘Businessman’ allegedly married Steve Harvey’s radio co-host to scam over $750K from 25 victims, mostly other women 

  

WATCHING THE WORLD FOLLOW BAD NEWAGE HEALTH ADVICE IS QUITE GRATIFYING:

  Those fish oil supplements are actually dangerous for your heart

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  The Macho Response

I Could Stick My Dick In Almost Any Hole I Wanted (But It Sure Won't Be The One The Right Is Digging For Itself)

I can't link to this quote (it's on a private blog) but, remember this morning, when I said I was celibate on a post about The Black Tebow? Here's how my choice got translated into "conservative speak":

PED. 

 

Political Erectile Dysfunction. 

 

No wonder he hasn't been laid in 7 years and is so damn cranky.

That's a conservative trying to keep a black man in the fold.

So will somebody else, please, finally admit the truth?

For a group in desperate need to keep minorities in the party, these guys are really terrible at it,...