SHE 'INFLUENCED' HERSELF TO DEATH:
DEMANDING TO SEE THE 'D' IS DEMOCRATIC:
THEY BLAME THEIR DIGITAL OVERLORDS:
THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO BE ALIVE:
BUT I'M THE CRAZY ONE:
DON'T TELL THE SWIFTIES:
I WORKED A SHOW WITH HER ONCE AND SHE WASN'T CRAZY:
A ONE-EYED MAN WITH A ONE-EYED SNAKE DOESN'T SOUND CONTROVERSIAL TO ME:
TRUMP'S NOT A RACIST BUT THIS IS FASCISM:
WHAT WHINE PAIRS WELL WITH A WORD SALAD?
THIS IS ALL THEIR OWN FAULT:
LIKE NOBODY WAS GONNA NOTICE:
JESUS MUST BE JEALOUS:
ROSEMARY'S BABY - INVERTED:
THEY DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER:
HE'S THE EARL OF SANDWICH:
CAN'T BUY ME LOVE:
AN INSIDER LOST CONTROL OF HIS INSIDES WHILE BURROWING DEEP INSIDE:
YOU CAN DRINK IT:
THEY CALL IT THE L. RON HUBBARD HOUSE:
I DOUBT THE KIDS JOINED ANYTHING:
GETTING RAPED BY ANYONE NAMED 'BABA' HAS TO BE HUMILIATING:
LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT IS OVER:
'SPRAYOLOGY' IS A VERY CONVINCING NAME:
SHOOTING BIG OL' HOLES IN THE HOLY LAND:
ALWAYS A COMFORT:
WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT EXPERTS?
HOLD UP - WAIT A MINUTE:
'LIVE EACH DAY AS IF IT'S YOUR LAST' IS BAD ADVICE:
GOD IS GOOD:
THE PETTIEST GRIFT IN HISTORY:
