Brian Williams Gets It: I'm Surrounded By Idiots

The veteran newscaster's face gives it all away, as he's listening to Mr. I'm Married But I Screw My Interns talk about someone else needing psychological help, right before another weirdo celebrity who needs psychological help (Paula Abdul) comes on the show. What an honor! And what a shame. We betcha it'll be a long time before he accepts that invitation again.

And here's one thought a rational person probably hasn't had to ponder since the French Revolution, and then the 60s:

Once again we're back to a day and age when someone being sane is made to feel this way.

Yea, "Chinese Medicine", That's The Ticket

"Although Abdul claims that she never filmed an episode of 'Idol' while under the influence -- and vehemently denied any illegal drug use in the past -- she did spend at least part of the last decade relying on painkillers and Chinese medicine to quietly combat her injury-induced chronic debilitating pain, she says.

...But that's all ancient history. Last Thanksgiving, Abdul gave up the meds for good during a stay at Calsbad, Calif.'s La Costa Resort and Spa."

-- Maxine Shen - who sounds like the type who will buy anything - buying Paula Abdul's bullshit story about her drug addiction, in The New York Post.

WTF? No, No - Really - Jesus Christ: WTF?

Now you see, once you do this kind of "Bride of Frankenstein in Egypt" shit - thinking you look like a goddess and not like a kook - your right to judge others is revoked, right?

On American Idol someone would say, "Sorry, but your look just doesn't cut it - you can't go to Hollywood." and then Paula would cry, and we'd all laugh at home because, like, look at her. There's just no way she couldn't know how gross she is,...unless, that glazed look in her eye is telling us - tah dah! - she has no right doing it in the first place!!!

Just like she tells other talentless fucks on her show.

Life's just not fair.