Obama To White America: I Can't Heeeeeeeeeear You

"Be humble?" You're kidding, right?

The caucasian freak out - and cognitive dissonance - are precious:

Not doing things the way they say

"In word and tone, he refused to take responsibility or express humility,...the only ideas he's willing to listen to are his own,..."

- Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee

I bet you we can stare at you all day

If this is a prelude to how the next two years are going to go, I'll need to stock up on popcorn:

The law of the jungle says you look good to eat

"Why won't he acknowledge that those policies were rejected?"

- Ann Althouse, white feminist BENGHAZI! conspiracy theorist and online advocate for panic

Holy-hole-in-the-donut

Sigh.

And feminism, too

White people can be so cute.

The Debt

They refuse to see the U.S. as blacks do.

Insanity

Really, they never have.

And ya don't stop

Really - they're hard-headed,...

Bad Scenes On The Road To The Elephant's Grave Yard

I keep telling them nothing is, as it was, anymore:

“Before speaking to any group of black Americans, the RNC chairman might want to turn his attention to his fellow Republicans and try to push them away from their current path.” 

If the Republican Party has to die, blaming TMR's the way to go,…

 

If There's Smoke There's Fire & Wisconsin's Burning Up

Over at The Elephant's Graveyard - which increasingly appears to be the state of Wisconsin - what we've got is a racial Domino Effect, caused by each conservative's racism touching the next, just enough, for blacks to be responsible for knocking the Right off it's game by November:

Just as Lyin’ Ryan was lamenting the natural lazy state of the poor,...his buddy was dipping his toe into the GOP’s newest segregated pool. Gov. Scott Walker told reporters that the “only real thing” he considered “pressing” enough to want to get done before the next election was to fully-implement his state’s 2011 voter ID law, that Walker himself signed into law.

Why is it so important for Walker to get the voter ID law enforced in his state? Surely it has to be because Wisconsin has a badillion voter fraud cases each election right? Wrong. The best numbers I could find were showing an average of about 20 voter fraud convictions a year. OH MY GOD 20?! How shocking, right? That amounts to 0.0006666666666666666% of all the state’s voters,...that means voter fraud does not exist...

What we all know to be certain fact — voter ID laws help the Republicans. Why? Because they are targeted at making it harder for people of color, college students and the elderly to vote. Those voters traditionally vote for Democrats. So for Walker it makes sense from a cynical political point of view to get that voter ID law ironed out and in full-force before the elections take place.

I know someone who's actually rooting for the creep. And speaking of creeps, here's that sad sack, RNC Chair Reince Priebus, who started off saying Republicans needed to get their shit together, just to change his tune now that Paul Ryan's got "urban" problems:

"Paul said he thought it was inarticulate, but quite frankly, Democrats are lying in wait as well to pounce on whatever might be off tone." 

 Can you believe him? He's actually trying to blame the Democrats for capitalizing on Republicans making fools of themselves. 

Shoot, when even the chairman of the party is incapable of saying anything on tone, aren't they supposed to "pounce"?

The Republican Party's completely lost the plot,...