I Miss Frank Zappa

"I asked how many other D.C. wives are 'non-members' of an organization that raises money by mail, has a tax-exempt status, and seems intent on running the constitution of the United States through the family paper shredder. I asked her if it was a cult. Finally she said she couldn't give me an answer and that she had to call their lawyer."

Sounded like a reasonable question to me,...