The Big "O" Is Back

"I don't like that fat-skinny bitch."

-- Comedian Paul Mooney, pointing out that Oprah Winfrey is a notorious liar (and yo-yo dieter, as these new vacation photos reveal) on his first album

Damn it, Winfrey, get your whole head in there - and drown.

Where are we going to eat next? What do you mean "we"?

But she's now the size of,...a new car!!!