Monday, July 14, 2008

I've GOT To Stop Reading NewAge

"My husband made fun of me for signing up, thinking it was all a joke," says Debbie C., a stay-at-home mom in Tallahassee, Florida. "But in the end, I had the last laugh. I told him: 'I just got paid to go to the bathroom!'"

-- The Colonista, providing "interesting colon cleansing information," in a press release

That quote contains the astonishing literary ability to stub my brain's big toe,...