The Great Presidential Election Of 2008 Is Now Officially U.F.O.: Undeniably Factually Over!!!

"WASHINGTON, DC - In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain.

With major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker the Alien has changed his endorsement amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years."

— Reginald Cunningham III, on the most important political endorsement of the campaign season, in the Weekly World News.